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eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:45 am

I live in my cell with my computer. Everything I know about the world I learned from Facebook. Please don't make me leave.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:46 pm

The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:44 pm

afgrappin wrote:The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.

Huh, I never made the connection before... Remember those tiny little, coffee-stirrer spoons that McDonald's used to carry? Remember why McDonald's stopped carrying them?

"A spoon full of booger-sugar makes the medicine..." Mary Poppins really had the magic dust!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:51 pm

MadeintheDark wrote:...Centaur that grows out of a black mare...

Why black mare? Better: Night mare.

esjayfox · Post by **esjayfox** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:55 am

"Hey baby!" Robot Sally called,jaw motion not quite synced to her voice, "Thirty bucks for a trip to my uncanny valley!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:51 am

The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:33 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.

Before now, I never knew what it was like to snarf coffee. Damn you... some things i just didn't want to know.

But awesome!! Loved it!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:45 pm

Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns.

matspalding · Post by **matspalding** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:37 pm

I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.

matspalding · Post by **matspalding** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:06 pm

"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:14 pm

matspalding wrote:"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.

Welcome, welcome Matspalding! Sometimes the voices in my head don't take "no" for an answer, too.

jeetkuneluke · Post by **jeetkuneluke** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:12 pm

eric_marsh wrote:The Monsanto agent says "We're not liable."

My car's last tire pops. The weevils pause but soon return to their feeding.

Ah, corporate America...

Sorry: 'Murica!

jeetkuneluke · Post by **jeetkuneluke** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:17 pm

At first I didn’t believe; I was raised a Darwinist. But that plague of locusts made me think...
Maybe there is a Cthulhu.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:40 pm

While his friends looked on, Stephen approached the largest, creepiest abandoned building in town: The West End Mall.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:44 pm

matspalding wrote:I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.

The joys of having children?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:16 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns.

Well played, ASID. Well played.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 6:29 pm

You wiped out everybody but Noah?

He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:33 pm

Damn offspring.....

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 10:19 pm

eric_marsh wrote:You wiped out everybody but Noah?

He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.

Plus...

strawman wrote:Damn offspring.....

Touché

Noah's blood survived the flood
with two of most every critter.
Unicorns died; Ebola survived.
I, Satan, am not bitter.

BigDumbYak · Post by **BigDumbYak** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 4:51 pm

Swarm

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Run! 

Just keep running. 
Don't look back you fool, go! 

Oh gods, they're catching up. 
Only one chance left. 

Gotta reach the

(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.

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