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The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.
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Huh, I never made the connection before... Remember those tiny little, coffee-stirrer spoons that McDonald's used to carry? Remember why McDonald's stopped carrying them?afgrappin wrote:The Mary Poppins rehab clinic takes the "spoon full of sugar" too far. I'm clean now, but I could do without the diabetes.
"A spoon full of booger-sugar makes the medicine..." Mary Poppins really had the magic dust!


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Why black mare? Better: Night mare.MadeintheDark wrote:...Centaur that grows out of a black mare...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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"Hey baby!" Robot Sally called,jaw motion not quite synced to her voice, "Thirty bucks for a trip to my uncanny valley!"
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The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.
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Before now, I never knew what it was like to snarf coffee. Damn you... some things i just didn't want to know.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The dragon ate me but did not destroy my amulet of protection. Still, after days of battling in intestines, I was pooped.
But awesome!! Loved it!
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Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns. 

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I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.
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"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.
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Welcome, welcome Matspalding! Sometimes the voices in my head don't take "no" for an answer, too.matspalding wrote:"Jump" the voice said. I look around, nothing. Again "Jump". Suddenly I'm pushed! Falling now, down into the darkness.

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Ah, corporate America...eric_marsh wrote:The Monsanto agent says "We're not liable."
My car's last tire pops. The weevils pause but soon return to their feeding.
Sorry: 'Murica!
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At first I didn’t believe; I was raised a Darwinist. But that plague of locusts made me think...
Maybe there is a Cthulhu.
Maybe there is a Cthulhu.
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While his friends looked on, Stephen approached the largest, creepiest abandoned building in town: The West End Mall.
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The joys of having children?matspalding wrote:I awoke last night and saw a creature standing at the edge of my bed. The creature studied me awhile, it then began to talk.
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Well played, ASID. Well played.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Thanks! Strawman would say I'm full of, er, crappy puns.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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You wiped out everybody but Noah?
He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.
He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole
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Damn offspring.....
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Plus...eric_marsh wrote:You wiped out everybody but Noah?
He obeyed me when nobody else would. If his offspring do the same humanity will be fine.
Touchéstrawman wrote:Damn offspring.....
Noah's blood survived the flood
with two of most every critter.
Unicorns died; Ebola survived.
I, Satan, am not bitter.
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Swarm
(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.
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Run!
Just keep running.
Don't look back you fool, go!
Oh gods, they're catching up.
Only one chance left.
Gotta reach the
(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.