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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:03 pm

BigDumbYak wrote:Swarm
(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:30 am

The Suzy Craig Diet Program is pricey cardboard meals & sneaky fine print.
I didn't lose a thing but Suzy now looks great!

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Post by Amadeus X. Machina » Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:21 pm

"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:03 pm

Amadeus X. Machina wrote:"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"
Not to worry. It will be legal in California and Massachusetts any day now.

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Post by tobadzistsini » Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:58 am

Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.

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Post by eric_marsh » Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:43 am

Elija's Biblical numerology proves that the Internet is Satan's tool. Unfortunately he has no way to inform the world.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:07 pm

Amadeus X. Machina wrote:"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"
Nicely done. :D
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Post by Amadeus X. Machina » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:31 pm

Dear Blue Fairy, I hate being a real boy. Please turn me back into a wooden puppet. A can of insecticide would be nice, too.

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Post by TheBigBadG » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:31 pm

I'll invent time travel tomorrow, I made myself promise to. It's a promise that I have to keep. I didn't know I owned a gun.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:28 pm

tobadzistsini wrote:Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.
They found a bit of dinosaur DNA in Amber. That lying bitch! I KNEW she was cheating on me.

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Post by Spindaddy » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:27 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
tobadzistsini wrote:Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.
They found a bit of dinosaur DNA in Amber. That lying bitch! I KNEW she was cheating on me.
Archaeologists love to bone!

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Post by eric_marsh » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:57 pm

Everything I touch turns to gold but my touch can't create mass. The Earth will soon be much smaller, but it will be shiny.
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Post by Culhwch » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:51 pm

The maggots that feast on me will devour you as well. We will mix in their distended stomachs. Flies will be our children.

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Culhwch wrote:We will mix in their distended stomachs. Flies will be our children.
How romantic!

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Post by Bejami » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:08 am

People always assume the Boogeyman would have some big hulking beast of a dog, but he actually owns a Jack Russel Terror.

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Post by Amadeus X. Machina » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:52 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose decision to stop participating in National Poetry Month was widely applauded

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:12 am

Amadeus X. Machina wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose decision to stop participating in National Poetry Month was widely applauded
By all except ASID who was put out of work by the decision.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:48 am

The man from Nantucket has kicked the bucket,
but never you fear, ASiD is here!
They're mad rhymes
not soft-core crimes.

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Post by MatWeller » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:55 am

Excited to see a Martian feline, NASA spun the view to the tracks behind the rover, only to find Curiosity had killed the cat.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:01 am

MatWeller wrote:Excited to see a Martian feline, NASA spun the view to the tracks behind the rover, only to find Curiosity had killed the cat.
Hahahaha! Awesome.
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