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Post by JarodKAnderson » Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:11 pm

Captain's advice: A hook-hand is great for pirate cachet, but two sets of hook-hands and hook-feet sorta get in the way.

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Post by Bejami » Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:04 pm

I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:59 pm

Bejami wrote:I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.
That's a groaner. :)

Main dish is "Aw shish kabob"? :P

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Post by unseentangerine » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:58 pm

Pun must be used very cautiously, because when they're good they're really good and when they're bad they're really bad. I'm not saying that I have any discrete control over my bad puns, I'm just saying that they're really bad.
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I twabble to and I twabble fro. Where I twabble I do not know. A well spun pun had won. But bad puns stun like a gun in the buns.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by Bejami » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:05 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Bejami wrote:I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.
That's a groaner. :)

Main dish is "Aw shish kabob"? :P

I believe their best seller is actually the Oh Geezburger

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:11 am

Zub isn't the boss just because he sits on the great throne of skulls. When he took over we barely had an ottoman of skulls!

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Post by J_Kyle » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:43 am

Powdered bones and lichyard moss,
Embalming fluids, too.
Forget your little boys and girls,
I’m making something new.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:34 am

Hmmm. Putting the romance in necromancer, eh?

She caught my eye and my throat
when she caught my fancy.
And then my soul she "underwrote",
my dread, sweet Necro-Nancy.

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Post by J_Kyle » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:08 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Hmmm. Putting the romance in necromancer, eh?

She caught my eye and my throat
when she caught my fancy.
And then my soul she "underwrote",
my dread, sweet Necro-Nancy.
Are we going there? Because we can go there... :lol:

I thought I'd be in heaven when,
I saw her widening mouth,
A crunch, a blinding pain, and then-
She - calmly - spit "it" out.

Some loves die a painless death,
Other wounds need healing.
Ours died in an empty grave
With lots of blood and screaming.


(Two - count 'em - two twabbles!)

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Post by strawman » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:11 am

J_Kyle wrote:Powdered bones and lichyard moss,
Embalming fluids, too.
Forget your little boys and girls,
I’m making something new.
This is classic.
An actual good poem with a solid perverse twist.
My highest rating.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:00 pm

strawman wrote:
J_Kyle wrote:Powdered bones and lichyard moss,
Embalming fluids, too.
Forget your little boys and girls,
I’m making something new.
This is classic.
An actual good poem with a solid perverse twist.
My highest rating.
Weekly winner here, I predict.
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Post by J_Kyle » Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:31 pm

strawman wrote: This is classic.
An actual good poem with a solid perverse twist.
My highest rating.
Huzzah, I'm special!

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Post by Ltalek1 » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:49 am

Collecting bugs at my porch light,
I look in at my night light in my
dark room and I reach for comfort.
ZAP, it is a bug light.
"A spork is an ingenious tool of ingestion."

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Post by unseentangerine » Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:50 am

I decided to make a happy twabble. And one with no puns!
Sometimes a tool for expression can be the most powerful thing you can receive. Especially in a child's eyes. I wish I had been nurtured when I was little, but then I started passing out kazoos to kids and then I felt better.

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In for the rain, a father gives his boy a gift, a guitar. Flash! He helped him fret a chord. His fingers came down—thunder!
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:13 am

Ltalek1 wrote:Collecting bugs at my porch light,
I look in at my night light in my
dark room and I reach for comfort.
ZAP, it is a bug light.
Welcome aboard, Ltalek1!

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:22 pm

unseentangerine wrote:I decided to make a happy twabble. And one with no puns!
Sometimes a tool for expression can be the most powerful thing you can receive. Especially in a child's eyes. I wish I had been nurtured when I was little, but then I started passing out kazoos to kids and then I felt better.

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In for the rain, a father gives his boy a gift, a guitar. Flash! He helped him fret a chord. His fingers came down—thunder!
The question remains. Will he raise the boy to be a Gibson or a Fender man?
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.

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Post by eric_marsh » Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:24 pm

It's bad enough coming home to blood and body parts laying around my house. But it's worse when they're stuck to the wall.
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:14 am

When I began coughing up tiny pellets of fur and bone, my friends said, "that sounds awful." "No," I said, "It's owlful."

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:26 am

That's offal.

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Post by unseentangerine » Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:38 am

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Already with an Emmy and a Grammy, York was beside himself when he won an Oscar. Two girls and a boy will make a fine family.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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