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[Spindaddy]

I tried to lure the viking into drowning, but he was too buoyant. You can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.

I blasted out a loud HA! at this one! Excellant!

As far as puns, I'm that guy that loves puns whether you meant the pun or not. I'll always laugh. I like to think its because I'm a fun guy.

[Spindaddy]

"Look Mom why is this a big deal? I just ignited the man's passion!"
"You set him on fire by using a blowtorch on his penis!"

[strawman]

Sounds like a campaign promise.

[JarodKAnderson]

"Milady, let down your hair," cried the noble prince. A large rabbit fell from the tower window. Ra-pun-zel snickered.

[JarodKAnderson]

This new species will bare my name," said Dr. John Opossum. "Why can't we name it after me?" asked Dr. Cornelius Shitrat.


(There. That one isn't technically a pun. Happy?)

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"Milady, let down your hair," cried the noble prince. A large rabbit fell from the tower window. Ra-pun-zel snickered.

Good one.

Lepus logic? That's quite a leap to think that tossing her hare to, no-doubt, grievous injury qualifies as "let down". Unless she promised the poor rabbit to stop maiming it for laughs.

[tbaker2500]

"Milady, let down your hair," cried the noble prince. A large rabbit fell from the tower window. Ra-pun-zel snickered.

Awful. I love it!

[Spindaddy]

This new species will bare my name," said Dr. John Opossum. "Why can't we name it after me?" asked Dr. Cornelius Shitrat.


(There. That one isn't technically a pun. Happy?)

OMG Dad! You ran over a shitrat back there!

Junior! Get away from that thing! Aw Mom, its just a Shitrat pretending it's dead.

Remember, if the bear comes close, fall to the ground and play Shitrat. It will think you're dead and leave you alone.

Yes.. We need to rename the possum to the Shitrat.

[brainz]

They said she would float if she were truly a witch...They forgot to mention she might raise an undead army to kill us all.

[brainz]

I crossed the Dark Forest, climbed the treacherous Fire Mountain, and finally slew the dragon...man, was PETA pissed.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

They said she would float if she were truly a witch...They forgot to mention she might raise an undead army to kill us all.

Yeah, that's not Cricket! Witches are just supposed to blight crops and cause stillborn calves. That zombie shit is, uh, overkill!

Welcome aboard, Brainz!

[inkhat]

At the end of the date they looked at her photos. “This is my favorite” she said. It was him, years ago. They were all of him.

[JarodKAnderson]

When Boxcar Barbie packed her bindle she thought she was riding the rails to her one true love, but Hoboken was a let down.

[unreliable narrator]

Sunlight crept into my room on golden sandaled feet and I sniffed audibly. "Did you tread dogshit into the house again?"

[Spindaddy]

Sunlight crept into my room on golden sandaled feet and I sniffed audibly. "Did you tread dogshit into the house again?"

Haha, I can totally picture somebody's hippie mom yelling this at them.

[JarodKAnderson]

"Ignore the pickle at your peril, gentleman," the general had said before being speared. At least now, we knew the dill.

[Will_D]

As the fires spread out of the cities and closed in on their plains, the Elephantrees said "forget this, we're leaving."

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Welcome aboard, Will_D!

[JarodKAnderson]

"Fame has changed you, bro," said Desert Whatsit. Forest Doodad and Mountain Chotski nodded. Swamp Thing looked hurt.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Out of the mouths of babes, come unspeakable tentacled horrors. We really shouldn't have let Zeb into the genetics lab.