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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri May 16, 2014 6:08 pm

Nice one. Welcome to the forums!
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri May 16, 2014 6:59 pm

Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
Nice. Very evocative.

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Post by Varda » Sat May 17, 2014 1:48 am

Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
Nicely done. Welcome to the neighborhood. :)
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Post by unseentangerine » Sun May 18, 2014 12:04 am

Ep. 324
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My favorite part of this story, the 71 seconds of silence at the end!
But seriously, that outro was great. Made me giggle.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Sun May 18, 2014 6:35 am

The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun May 18, 2014 8:08 am

Puns chomping at the bit? Alas, not every dog hunts. But if it annoys Strawman, it's worth it! :mrgreen:

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Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
Nicely done. Welcome to the neighborhood. :)
Agree. Great début. But, should we call the DA? :?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun May 18, 2014 11:02 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.
Delightfully dreadful.
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Post by JarodKAnderson » Mon May 19, 2014 6:28 am

For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon May 19, 2014 8:55 am

JarodKAnderson wrote:For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.
Pronunciation is important.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 19, 2014 10:17 pm

JMiriah wrote:At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
At first I thought this might be a reference to some Australian TV ad. I was so, so wrong. :( :?
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Post by JMiriah » Tue May 20, 2014 1:06 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
JMiriah wrote:At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
At first I thought this might be a reference to some Australian TV ad. I was so, so wrong. :( :?
I blissfully never knew about this meme and habit and "song" (all are even more marks of shame upon the Obama generations) until now.
Darn you! Darn you to Heck!
lol, This came to me after being stuck in a minivan for an hour with my twin 13-year-old girls and two of their friends, listening to their "music" and conversation.
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Post by unseentangerine » Tue May 20, 2014 1:43 am

"Bring me: a grimoire, wolf snot and a yeasty lump, and I will make your podcast another episode!" cackled the conjurer.
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"Please? He's a good cat," Nell begged. "We can't move with him—you love cats!"
"Honestly, my freezer's full already."


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Post by JarodKAnderson » Wed May 21, 2014 3:39 am

I was terrified when I heard a Pterodactyl urinating on the roof. Relieved, I remembered Pterodactyls have silent P's.

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Wed May 21, 2014 3:42 am

My apartment may be strewn with panda limbs, but just let somebody try and take them from me. I have the right to bear arms.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed May 21, 2014 4:57 am

Wow.
Just... Wow.
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Post by strawman » Wed May 21, 2014 10:34 am

The farce is powerful in this one.
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Post by unseentangerine » Wed May 21, 2014 10:18 pm

Father McCartney was torn and died before deciding whether to take up the violin or the viola. He ended up in viol-limbo.
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Post by Genesius » Fri May 23, 2014 12:56 pm

"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.

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Post by Genesius » Fri May 23, 2014 5:46 pm

The witch added eye of Newt to the boiling cauldron, which explains the eyepatch Mr. Gingrich is often seen wearing now.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri May 23, 2014 9:44 pm

Genesius wrote:"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.
Yes, the insects always ignore their masters. That's why we squi... uh... never mind.

Not bad.

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