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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:27 am

Jackie Paper was too slow.
Puff, the magic dragon,
got the munchies
& gobbled up a little snack
in a land called Honah Lee.

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Post by Caustic Reverie » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:26 pm

Jan dropped the newspaper. “It’s done,” she said, stepping over the pile of dead butterflies. The time machine vanished.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jun 23, 2014 10:32 pm

Caustic Reverie wrote:Jan dropped the newspaper. “It’s done,” she said, stepping over the pile of dead butterflies. The time machine vanished.
Not bad, but it's too long.
Twabbles are required to be exactly 100 characters, not counting whitespace.

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Post by bryanwitha_y » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:24 am

The colonists of Mars stood in reverent silence, now alone, as they watched the solar blast strip away all life on Earth.
Still wet behind the gears.

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Post by bryanwitha_y » Tue Jun 24, 2014 12:30 am

The researchers studied the odd shift in the Moon's spin. Some unseen body must have just passed it. Something massive.
Still wet behind the gears.

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Post by Caustic Reverie » Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:38 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Caustic Reverie wrote:Jan dropped the newspaper. “It’s done,” she said, stepping over the pile of dead butterflies. The time machine vanished.
Not bad, but it's too long.
Twabbles are required to be exactly 100 characters, not counting whitespace.
Yikes! I must have nudged something the wrong way on the third revision. Good catch. It should work with "melted" as the last word.

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Large birds screeched the intro to “Hotel California” yet again. Dan groaned. “Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”

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Post by bryanwitha_y » Tue Jun 24, 2014 2:11 pm

Dr. McKay then came to the realization that life was so fragile. He intended to thoroughly study just how fragile it was.
Still wet behind the gears.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:45 am

bryanwitha_y wrote:Dr. McKay then came to the realization that life was so fragile. He intended to thoroughly study just how fragile it was.
Ha! Nice one. Leaves you imagining the follow up.
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Conscious explosion:

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You've come to me to expand your consciousness, so I will. First we remove your bony constrictions. Your skull has to go.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:51 am

Gawd, some nice ones here! I can't come up with good ones, so I'll just compliment you's.
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Post by Caustic Reverie » Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:52 pm

No more directions, only laughter from the GPS as Abe’s car sank into the lake, sounding like an echo of his late ex-wife.

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Post by strawman » Fri Jun 27, 2014 6:24 pm

That would be a popular app.
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The white crane and the grey penguin made a strange couple but when they fed each other fish the other birds felt jealous.

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Post by tobadzistsini » Sat Jun 28, 2014 4:02 pm

From out of the blue, a swarm of saucers blotted out the sun. Beachgoers would catch some rays today. Martian death rays.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Jun 28, 2014 5:49 pm

tobadzistsini wrote:From out of the blue, a swarm of saucers blotted out the sun. Beachgoers would catch some rays today. Martian death rays.
Hell yea.
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Post by Caustic Reverie » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:26 pm

Cy mapped out every path to checkmate in the first four nanoseconds and spent the rest of the match pondering diplomacy.

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Wedding Bliss

Post by JoshPeters » Mon Jun 30, 2014 4:02 pm

The barefoot wedding guests enjoyed themselves until Jake let an angry Emu out of its cage.

The screams lasted til dawn.

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Post by bryanwitha_y » Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:55 pm

"You didn't read the prenup closely enough," she seethed as she hefted the axe. "If you leave, I get half of everything."
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