Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

[JarodKAnderson]

Singularity achieved, the all-being yawned a collective yawn and settled in for a billionth game of cosmic solitaire.

[afgrappin]

Hush little baby don't you cry
Monsters can sing lullabies
If you keep on making peeps
I'll bite your neck until you sleep

[afgrappin]

Pressure built up in my core, and my guts tightened. I scoured the ruins, desperate for someone who might pull my finger.

[dookiedan]

First Twabble - the first time is always painful...


"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.

I do not know how I have survived without these podcasts - they workday has never had such thoughtful distractions,

dookiedan

[dookiedan]

The sun warmed her skin. The glow, the glisten. With no microwave, Jimmy had to make do. If only he could find the ketchup.

Dookiedan

[dookiedan]

The trifecta - Three in my first day. I seem to have a theme on the brain...


"Whah! I want my mama!" the child screamed. "Now, now," his uncle replied. "It's your sister's turn to pick the entree."

[JoshPeters]

He stroked her long blond hair and promised that he would always keep her safe.

Then he added her scalp to his collection.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.

Good one.

Welcome aboard, Dookiedan!

[KelliottFace]

The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.

I confess that I don't grok this one.

Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!

[ROU Killing Time]

The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.

I confess that I don't grok this one.

Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!

Some art is meant to be appreciated if not understood. It's strange, that's for sure (and therefore appropriate for DC.)

[dookiedan]

The order came: "Fire at will." As my finger gripped the trigger, it was not without hesitation. Will was my best friend.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Ah, the old "Whimsical Will" gag from Dr Demento. Pretty sure it's been around for a few hundred years ("Fire at William" ... "Do Tell."), but don't have time to search for a citation.

Now if you were burning Mr. Atwill at the stake, that would be a nice variant.

[KelliottFace]

"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"



Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.

[bryanwitha_y]

They say that they care, but if they truly wanted to cure me of my paranoia, they'd stop lacing my medication with poison.

[bryanwitha_y]

High in the tower, he could see all latent realities. He knew he couldn't stay. He leaped, hoping one would take him home.

[bryanwitha_y]

At the sound, he slowed time. Soon he knew the bullet was unavoidable. So, he stayed in that moment, forever about to die.

[tbaker2500]

"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"



Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.

Nice one.
Keep 'em coming!

[unseentangerine]

"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

Westminster Dog Show Accused of Using Performance Enhancing Pugs