Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Singularity achieved, the all-being yawned a collective yawn and settled in for a billionth game of cosmic solitaire.
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Hush little baby don't you cry
Monsters can sing lullabies
If you keep on making peeps
I'll bite your neck until you sleep
Monsters can sing lullabies
If you keep on making peeps
I'll bite your neck until you sleep
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.
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Pressure built up in my core, and my guts tightened. I scoured the ruins, desperate for someone who might pull my finger.
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.
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First Twabble - the first time is always painful...
"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.
I do not know how I have survived without these podcasts - they workday has never had such thoughtful distractions,
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"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.
I do not know how I have survived without these podcasts - they workday has never had such thoughtful distractions,
dookiedan
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The sun warmed her skin. The glow, the glisten. With no microwave, Jimmy had to make do. If only he could find the ketchup.
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The trifecta - Three in my first day. I seem to have a theme on the brain...
"Whah! I want my mama!" the child screamed. "Now, now," his uncle replied. "It's your sister's turn to pick the entree."
"Whah! I want my mama!" the child screamed. "Now, now," his uncle replied. "It's your sister's turn to pick the entree."
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He stroked her long blond hair and promised that he would always keep her safe.
Then he added her scalp to his collection.
Then he added her scalp to his collection.
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Good one.dookiedan wrote:"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.
Welcome aboard, Dookiedan!
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The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
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I confess that I don't grok this one.KelliottFace wrote:The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!
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Some art is meant to be appreciated if not understood. It's strange, that's for sure (and therefore appropriate for DC.)Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I confess that I don't grok this one.KelliottFace wrote:The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!
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The order came: "Fire at will." As my finger gripped the trigger, it was not without hesitation. Will was my best friend.
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Ah, the old "Whimsical Will" gag from Dr Demento. Pretty sure it's been around for a few hundred years ("Fire at William" ... "Do Tell."), but don't have time to search for a citation.
Now if you were burning Mr. Atwill at the stake, that would be a nice variant.
Now if you were burning Mr. Atwill at the stake, that would be a nice variant.

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"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"
Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"
Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.
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They say that they care, but if they truly wanted to cure me of my paranoia, they'd stop lacing my medication with poison.
Still wet behind the gears.
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High in the tower, he could see all latent realities. He knew he couldn't stay. He leaped, hoping one would take him home.
Still wet behind the gears.
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At the sound, he slowed time. Soon he knew the bullet was unavoidable. So, he stayed in that moment, forever about to die.
Still wet behind the gears.
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Nice one.KelliottFace wrote:"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"
Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.

Keep 'em coming!
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The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
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unseentangerine wrote:"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

Westminster Dog Show Accused of Using Performance Enhancing Pugs