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Post by JarodKAnderson » Tue Jul 01, 2014 3:04 am

Singularity achieved, the all-being yawned a collective yawn and settled in for a billionth game of cosmic solitaire.

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Post by afgrappin » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:07 pm

Hush little baby don't you cry
Monsters can sing lullabies
If you keep on making peeps
I'll bite your neck until you sleep
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.

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Post by afgrappin » Tue Jul 01, 2014 2:20 pm

Pressure built up in my core, and my guts tightened. I scoured the ruins, desperate for someone who might pull my finger.
Don't follow your dreams. Live them.

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Post by dookiedan » Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:56 pm

First Twabble - the first time is always painful...


"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.

I do not know how I have survived without these podcasts - they workday has never had such thoughtful distractions,

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Post by dookiedan » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:04 pm

The sun warmed her skin. The glow, the glisten. With no microwave, Jimmy had to make do. If only he could find the ketchup.

Dookiedan :P

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Post by dookiedan » Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:46 pm

The trifecta - Three in my first day. I seem to have a theme on the brain...


"Whah! I want my mama!" the child screamed. "Now, now," his uncle replied. "It's your sister's turn to pick the entree."

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Scalp Head Woman

Post by JoshPeters » Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:29 pm

He stroked her long blond hair and promised that he would always keep her safe.

Then he added her scalp to his collection.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:59 pm

dookiedan wrote:"The guitar strings - they sound nice," she said. "Gut is best, you know," he replied, rubbing balm onto her belly scars.
Good one.

Welcome aboard, Dookiedan!

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Post by KelliottFace » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:55 am

The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:14 am

KelliottFace wrote:The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
I confess that I don't grok this one.

Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:55 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
KelliottFace wrote:The deer grinned, caught as it was under Amy's car, revealing two rows of human teeth.
"So sorry for the damage," it said.
I confess that I don't grok this one.

Nevertheless, Welcome aboard, KelliottFace!
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Orders must be obeyed

Post by dookiedan » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:06 pm

The order came: "Fire at will." As my finger gripped the trigger, it was not without hesitation. Will was my best friend.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:26 pm

Ah, the old "Whimsical Will" gag from Dr Demento. Pretty sure it's been around for a few hundred years ("Fire at William" ... "Do Tell."), but don't have time to search for a citation.

Now if you were burning Mr. Atwill at the stake, that would be a nice variant. :)

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Post by KelliottFace » Thu Jul 03, 2014 5:29 pm

"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"



Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.

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Post by bryanwitha_y » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:11 pm

They say that they care, but if they truly wanted to cure me of my paranoia, they'd stop lacing my medication with poison.
Still wet behind the gears.

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Post by bryanwitha_y » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:18 pm

High in the tower, he could see all latent realities. He knew he couldn't stay. He leaped, hoping one would take him home.
Still wet behind the gears.

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Post by bryanwitha_y » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:28 pm

At the sound, he slowed time. Soon he knew the bullet was unavoidable. So, he stayed in that moment, forever about to die.
Still wet behind the gears.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:48 am

KelliottFace wrote:"I don't even like men," says Marny, glaring at the smiling soul.
Says the Angel, "But this is your man date from heaven!"



Thursdays are National Bad Pun Days. And by national I mean in my head.
Nice one. :-)
Keep 'em coming!
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Post by unseentangerine » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:32 am

"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."

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Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:49 am

unseentangerine wrote:"Mr. Milan, you're out of the dog show," said the official.
"Why?" he objected.
"You used performance enhancing pugs."
:)
Westminster Dog Show Accused of Using Performance Enhancing Pugs

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