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Postby unreliable narrator » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:10 pm

Local cops are looking for witnesses to a recent hit and run. I'll bet it was the same guy who threw a tricycle under my car.
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Postby unreliable narrator » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:16 pm

My mum told me having one testicle does not make someone a freak but I still say it's creepy and she should have it removed.
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Postby unseentangerine » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:13 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:My mum told me having one testicle does not make someone a freak but I still say it's creepy and she should have it removed.


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Postby bryanwitha_y » Sun Jul 06, 2014 7:04 am

He concluded, only the bold achieve the unattainable. So, the jetpack boldly burned his legs off and put him into orbit.
Still wet behind the gears.

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Postby unreliable narrator » Sun Jul 06, 2014 2:32 pm

The vampire koala dropped deftly from the fragrant foliage and into Matilda's hooded jacket. He'd eat well this night!

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Postby unreliable narrator » Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:21 pm

The clown scrubbed wearily at the stains. He'd enjoyed the children's party but hated washing the blood out of his suit.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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Postby tbaker2500 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:23 am

Nice ones.
Now, just a heads up. ASID is probably going to come in here, see the animated icon, and his head will explode. So to avoid that gruesome scene, could we talk you into something a little less distracting? Harder to read your masterful twabbles with that icon. :-)
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Postby ROU Killing Time » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:45 am

tbaker2500 wrote:ASID is probably going to come in here, see the animated icon, and his head will explode.


I don't do ASID brain matter spattered windows.
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Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:00 am

Don't have time for more right now, so here's archive footage. Enjoy.
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Postby unreliable narrator » Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:14 am

Sorry guys!!!! The avatar is no more......
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Postby bryanwitha_y » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:03 am

As the page loaded, the sight of animated avatars triggered an eruption of fury. Both of his parents were slain by a .gif.
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Postby unreliable narrator » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:02 pm

By means of apology.......

The zombie skeleton had always thought he was mind-blowing but even he was shocked when the moderator's head exploded!

I will find a suitably subtle replacement when I eventually stop crying.... :)
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Postby tbaker2500 » Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:32 pm

Ha! Nice ones.
No apology needed bud. Keep 'em coming!
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Postby unreliable narrator » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:16 pm

Mozilla poked gingerly through the smoking fragments of bone and fur when shock dawned. Someone had set fire to his fox!
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Postby unreliable narrator » Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:34 pm

Today burglars broke into my house and stole everything except the soap, shower gel and deodorant. The dirty Bastards!
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Postby tbaker2500 » Tue Jul 08, 2014 10:51 pm

:-)
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Postby KelliottFace » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:29 am

He burrowed until soil turned to stone. There he built a home for two, but the halls of Orpheus's warren held only sorrow.

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Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:32 am

unreliable narrator wrote:Today burglars broke into my house and stole everything except the soap, shower gel and deodorant. The dirty Bastards!

:)


KelliottFace wrote:He burrowed until soil turned to stone. There he built a home for two, but the halls of Orpheus's warren held only sorrow.

I can dig it...

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Postby bryanwitha_y » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:06 am

The Creator made a mistake when having the animals named. He only made moles, and there were 6.022x10^23 Adams per mole.
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