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Post by JoshPeters » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:43 pm

Seven wizards danced around a boiling cauldron casting their incantations until two words broke the spell.

Soup's on!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:43 pm

Nice ones!
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Post by MadeintheDark » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:41 pm

Twabbler's Nightmare
or
8 Characters short of the best close EVER!
The dark place. The dark below the dark where sweat is born, void of all truth
where hope and punchlines will never exist.
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Post by MadeintheDark » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:20 pm

bryanwitha_y wrote:The marionette boy dreamt of a world enveloped in string, from city to tree to cloud to moon. The freedom to fly anywhere.

I love a magic closer!
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Post by Caustic Reverie » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:37 pm

Large birds screeched the intro to “Hotel California” yet again. Dan groaned. “Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:22 pm

Caustic Reverie wrote:...“Don’t you eagles know any other songs?”
Don't say that! They get way worse when they break up. :?

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Post by MadeintheDark » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:27 pm

The King ruled the land in a stormy rage. Since he'd found the Queen under the Knave. Perhaps peace was just a shuffle away
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Post by MadeintheDark » Wed Jul 16, 2014 9:48 pm

Quantum Mechanics allows that cheese spread could materialize on a Ritz cracker out of nowhere but only in a pipedream.
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Post by MadeintheDark » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:02 pm

The gentle curve of her back. The infinite roundness of her bottom.. wait a minute, did I just gendersize the number six?
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Post by strawman » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:30 am

God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:50 am

strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".
:)
But, never mind that. St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)

It's a miracle! :P

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Post by MadeintheDark » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:11 pm

strawman wrote:God's Spirit had a problem hearing voiceless velar fricatives. The number of the beast should read "sick, sick, sick".
Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate? Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head? And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night. :twisted:
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Post by strawman » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:16 pm

MadeintheDark wrote: Does a voiceless entity actually have a tongue and soft palate?
It is actually the lack of a tongue and soft palate that is the most likely cause of the problem.
MadeintheDark wrote:Can I actually use the the adjective 'fricative' to describe saying the word 'six' in my head?
If you have a tongue and a soft palate, you probably can.
MadeintheDark wrote:And why hell is the 'Spirit up-capped'? Help me straw man, these issues kept me up half the night. :twisted:
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Post by strawman » Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:20 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: St. John was able to understand (mostly) Modern English! (And modern number notation)
English, God's official language since 1611.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Mean spirited religious twabble

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"Ah, vacation. Perfect. Tell me why everyone is wearing robes."
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Future relationships

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The dating scene on Neptune was lame, but his last post had been great. Crazy chicks, real nuts. How he missed Mar's bars.

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Old things new again

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The Mammoth Cave tour had taken a turn. As she hid from the beast Mary realized that extinction can be a matter of opinion.

I went there last week on vacation. An amazing place, but i saw no Mammoths. I did see a moth and did say "Ma'am", but no mammoths.

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Post by JarodKAnderson » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:08 am

The black widow spider lied her way to a job as a lifeguard. She couldn't actually swim at all, even if she was web-footed.

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Emotions

Post by goppie.grayce » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:10 am

"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:38 am

goppie.grayce wrote:"I feel nothing!" screamed the woman. Staring across the dark room at the man, still sitting, beside her headless body.
Welcome aboard, goppie.grayce!
But, that's no way to get a head... ;)

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