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Post by unseentangerine » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:10 pm

The cat with blue fur was adored by all who saw him. Driven mad with envy, the cat with ultraviolet fur laid in wait for him. :evil:


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what if there were cats all around us who were just outside of our color spectrum? what else can't we see??!!
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by SpareInch » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:25 pm

unseentangerine wrote:The cat with blue fur was adored by all who saw him. Driven mad with envy, the cat with ultraviolet fur laid in wait for him. :evil:


author's note:
what if there were cats all around us who were just outside of our color spectrum? what else can't we see??!!
ASID has a special CWBF Twabble thread in the CWBF competition forum, but I'm not sure if those ones are in the running for inclusion in the podcast.

As for unseen cats. Well, I regularly encounter cats I can't see. But in my case, I have a good excuse. I can't see anything anyway.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Post by dookiedan » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:17 pm

strawman wrote:Because it just wouldn't have been the same without that confessions, would it?
Nope. I put the phone away, made an end to the activities, and washed my hands before i used the phone again...

I do my best thinking there

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:35 pm

Every day - and twice on "Taco Tuesdays" - I just sit here thinking up shit. But in moments it's gone. Genius flushed away.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:37 pm

He slapped me in the head, then slammed a fist to my gut. Then punched me left and right. It was his sign of the double cross.

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Post by Chairman Goodchild » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:51 am

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. The doctor gave the new parents terrible news. Their daughter was born with huge feet.

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Post by unreliable narrator » Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:02 pm

Chairman Goodchild wrote:For sale: baby shoes, never worn. The doctor gave the parents the terrible news. Their daughter was born with huge feet.

Lol! Nice spin on the 6 word novel!
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Post by Nevaneva » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:22 pm

The Time Travellers' League laughed at the apple placed atop the center pin, up to when they knew for whom the Tell bowls.

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Post by Penman Bland » Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:56 pm

Unexpected side effect of trans-species transplantation: "throwing the old pigskin around" now describes assault.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:06 pm

Nevaneva wrote:The Time Travellers' League laughed at the apple placed atop the center pin, up to when they knew for whom the Tell bowls.
I see what you did there. ;)

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Post by TheFriendlyNSA » Sat Aug 30, 2014 4:01 am

"What's wrong with me, doctor?" I gasped as I cursed the laughing sickness.
"Shirley, I'm afraid you can't be serious."

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Post by Chairman Goodchild » Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:00 am

Nevaneva wrote:The Time Travellers' League laughed at the apple placed atop the center pin, up to when they knew for whom the Tell bowls.
*groans*
*applauds*

So, you and I are two new users posting their first twabbles and they both contain Hemmingway references.

Strange...

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Post by SpareInch » Sat Aug 30, 2014 12:01 pm

Nevaneva wrote:The Time Travellers' League laughed at the apple placed atop the center pin, up to when they knew for whom the Tell bowls.
Ah, Spoonerisms... Love 'em!

I shall refrain from calling you a Shining Wit though, eh? :oops:
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Aug 30, 2014 2:28 pm

The monkey almost won his trial for the copyright to his selfies. The judge denied the case after seeing his "Duck face".

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Post by JillianDoor » Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:47 pm

I grew my ears out first. My thick hair became black, sprouted down my neck. Before long, I'd really made an ass of myself.

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Post by Nevaneva » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:40 pm

Chairman Goodchild wrote: So, you and I are two new users posting their first twabbles and they both contain Hemmingway references.

Strange...
Odd coincidence, I agree!


He shuffled forward, groaning. People had to listen, to see there was no danger! But seeing them he was just so hungry...

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Post by unseentangerine » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:10 am

After so many years Comedy Central got him to do another Roast of Chevy Chase. This time went well. He fed the whole crowd.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by Spacesamurai » Sun Aug 31, 2014 9:26 pm

He slit his wrists to make the voices stop. As he watched his life spill out, the voices turned to laughter.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Aug 31, 2014 10:50 pm

Spacesamurai wrote:He slit his wrists to make the voices stop. As he watched his life spill out, the voices turned to laughter.
Those PTA meetings are rough! :shock:

Alas, that was too short to be a twabble.

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Post by unreliable narrator » Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:42 am

The second crow landed silently with a conspiratorial glance, but in seconds they were arrested for attempted murder.
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