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Caustic Reverie · Post by **Caustic Reverie** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:13 pm

Larry translated the cracked slab of granite. “Thou shalt have no other Gods before me. Violators will be persecuted”.

pohgry · Post by **pohgry** » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:27 pm

Long Time, No See:

Ozmo and I visited the Triassic but no farther.
Only Ozmo's sis got past the semi-Permian membrane.
Too bad it's one way.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:03 am

Punny.

Welcome aboard, Pohgry!

Chairman Goodchild · Post by **Chairman Goodchild** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:48 pm

Spindaddy wrote:"Today I had to cut a bitch to save her."
"Language Mr. Gomez!"
"Hey now I'm being precise; after all I'm a veterinarian."

Love this one.

pohgry · Post by **pohgry** » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:20 pm

She lent me her secret to tend. A fool, I spake its name aloud. It rose, a demon unfettered. No invocation can call it home.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:51 am

"Smells great! What are you making?"
"Pastries."
"OK, but what kind?"
"Little cakes. Try one."
"I love Synonym rolls!"

The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:18 pm

(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)

Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:47 pm

Chairman Goodchild wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:"Today I had to cut a bitch to save her."
"Language Mr. Gomez!"
"Hey now I'm being precise; after all I'm a veterinarian."

Love this one.

Thanks!

plasticastle · Post by **plasticastle** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:37 pm

AbscessMinded wrote:To combat the thieves, rapist, and child killers,
I teach the kids to use the buddy system.
That way they won't die alone.

haven't laughed like that in a while, nice one!

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:34 pm

It's still legal to shoot cattle rustlers in Idaho, and my wallet's genuine cow hide so...what are these charges about?

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:33 am

The_Hol-Man wrote:(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)

Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.

Haha! Awesome.

The_Biggest_Bunny · Post by **The_Biggest_Bunny** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:39 am

He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown

plasticastle · Post by **plasticastle** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:58 am

Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"

hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:39 am

The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown

Welcome aboard, The_Biggest_Bunny!

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:47 am

She told me she could make me Happy forever if I wanted her to. I said I would like that a lot.

Then she turned me into a Dwarf!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:31 pm

The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown

Speaking as one whose birthday is tomorrow, this idea for a Hallmark poem sucks!

[Actually, maybe not Hallmark, but definitely Drabblecast. How about producing a line of Drabblecast greeting cards for special occassions? We have so many great artists, drabbles are a great message form, and DC has just the right flavor of Cracked Magazine. Wonderful schwag, too.]

Next contest, maybe?

The_Biggest_Bunny · Post by **The_Biggest_Bunny** » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:25 pm

strawman wrote:
The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown
Speaking as one whose birthday is tomorrow, this idea for a Hallmark poem sucks!

[Actually, maybe not Hallmark, but definitely Drabblecast. How about producing a line of Drabblecast greeting cards for special occassions? We have so many great artists, drabbles are a great message form, and DC has just the right flavor of Cracked Magazine. Wonderful schwag, too.]

Next contest, maybe?

This sounds like a great idea!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:40 am

plasticastle wrote:Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"

hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry

Hello Plasticastle! Thanks for dropping by! Put your feet up and stay awhile.
Nice twabble!

unreliable narrator · Post by **unreliable narrator** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:01 pm

I enjoy track and field events. I tie the victim to the track, then after the train passes by, I bury the remains in a field.

unreliable narrator · Post by **unreliable narrator** » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:18 pm

Strawman opened his present excitedly.
Dorothy's grin broadened.
Uncomprehending, he gazed at the zippo in his hand.

Happy birthday strawman!

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