Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Caustic Reverie » Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:13 pm

Larry translated the cracked slab of granite. “Thou shalt have no other Gods before me. Violators will be persecuted”.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by pohgry » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:27 pm

Long Time, No See:

Ozmo and I visited the Triassic but no farther.
Only Ozmo's sis got past the semi-Permian membrane.
Too bad it's one way.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:03 am

Punny.

Welcome aboard, Pohgry!

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Re: Cut a bitch

Post by Chairman Goodchild » Wed Sep 17, 2014 1:48 pm

Spindaddy wrote:"Today I had to cut a bitch to save her."
"Language Mr. Gomez!"
"Hey now I'm being precise; after all I'm a veterinarian."

Love this one.

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Post by pohgry » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:20 pm

She lent me her secret to tend. A fool, I spake its name aloud. It rose, a demon unfettered. No invocation can call it home.

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Post by unseentangerine » Thu Sep 18, 2014 4:51 am

"Smells great! What are you making?"
"Pastries."
"OK, but what kind?"
"Little cakes. Try one."
"I love Synonym rolls!"
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Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.

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Post by The_Hol-Man » Thu Sep 18, 2014 2:18 pm

(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)

Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.

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Re: Cut a bitch

Post by Spindaddy » Thu Sep 18, 2014 3:47 pm

Chairman Goodchild wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:"Today I had to cut a bitch to save her."
"Language Mr. Gomez!"
"Hey now I'm being precise; after all I'm a veterinarian."

Love this one.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by plasticastle » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:37 pm

AbscessMinded wrote:To combat the thieves, rapist, and child killers,
I teach the kids to use the buddy system.
That way they won't die alone.
haven't laughed like that in a while, nice one!
Seriously though, my drabble is up there

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Post by Bejami » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:34 pm

It's still legal to shoot cattle rustlers in Idaho, and my wallet's genuine cow hide so...what are these charges about?

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 5:33 am

The_Hol-Man wrote:(I don't always go for potty humor, but this one still tickled me. I'm sorry if we try to keep it cleaner.)

Deep in the jungle, I heard a sound. Suddenly, I felt gas forcing its way up my rectum... I’d entered unfarted territory.
Haha! Awesome.
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The inevitable

Post by The_Biggest_Bunny » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:39 am

He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by plasticastle » Fri Sep 19, 2014 7:58 am

Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"


hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry
Seriously though, my drabble is up there

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Re: The inevitable

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:39 am

The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown
Welcome aboard, The_Biggest_Bunny!

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Post by SpareInch » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:47 am

She told me she could make me Happy forever if I wanted her to. I said I would like that a lot.

Then she turned me into a Dwarf!
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: The inevitable

Post by strawman » Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:31 pm

The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown
Speaking as one whose birthday is tomorrow, this idea for a Hallmark poem sucks! :)

[Actually, maybe not Hallmark, but definitely Drabblecast. How about producing a line of Drabblecast greeting cards for special occassions? We have so many great artists, drabbles are a great message form, and DC has just the right flavor of Cracked Magazine. Wonderful schwag, too.]

Next contest, maybe?
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Re: The inevitable

Post by The_Biggest_Bunny » Mon Sep 22, 2014 11:25 pm

strawman wrote:
The_Biggest_Bunny wrote:He woke up in great pain
Clumps of him spun down the drain
Skin marred, body shutting down
Happy 70th birthday, Doc. Brown
Speaking as one whose birthday is tomorrow, this idea for a Hallmark poem sucks! :)

[Actually, maybe not Hallmark, but definitely Drabblecast. How about producing a line of Drabblecast greeting cards for special occassions? We have so many great artists, drabbles are a great message form, and DC has just the right flavor of Cracked Magazine. Wonderful schwag, too.]

Next contest, maybe?
This sounds like a great idea!

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:40 am

plasticastle wrote:Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"


hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry
Hello Plasticastle! Thanks for dropping by! Put your feet up and stay awhile.
Nice twabble!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by unreliable narrator » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:01 pm

I enjoy track and field events. I tie the victim to the track, then after the train passes by, I bury the remains in a field.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by unreliable narrator » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:18 pm

Strawman opened his present excitedly.
Dorothy's grin broadened.
Uncomprehending, he gazed at the zippo in his hand.

Happy birthday strawman! :)
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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