Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Bejami » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:04 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:Sometimes I wonder about the decisions I've made... particularly today, when the police arrived to dig up my basement.
I was happy to comply with the police warrant to tear up the floor boards. It said nothing about uprooting my rose bushes.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SpookyCrisp » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:12 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, SpookyCrisp!
(But you forgot the goatee. ;) )
I had a sinking feeling something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it! Thanks for steering me in the right direction Algernon Sydney is Dead. Hopefully it will be smooth sailing from here!:

They say you can always spot an evil twin by the goatee. Luckily, it only took one razor blade to solve both of my problems.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:23 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, SpookyCrisp!
(But you forgot the goatee. ;) )
Mirror Mirror Spock wore a Van Dyke. Of course he wasn't "evil Spock" as much as "logic adapted to imperial rules" Spock.

Edit: fixed
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:45 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Mirror Mirror Spock wore a Van Dyke. (Of course he wasn't "evil Spock" as much as "logic adapted to imperial rules" Spock.
Nice. Captures so much Trekkie goodness, never mind that it's 101 chars ;) ... Or so it seemed :wink:

LL&P

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Twabbling

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:50 pm

This is (was) my twenty-first post on the Drabblecast forums.
Hardly a day passes that my mind don't start a'Twabbling.

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Lady P's a Strict Mistress (oooerrr)

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:56 pm

"Parker, put down that tray and remove my clothes".
"Yes, m'Lady".
"And don't let me catch you wearing my things again".

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Spiders, Eyes, Legs

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:41 pm

Why do so many (though not all) spiders have eight eyes?
Perhaps it's to deftly tread their sticky web.
But what do I know?

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Spiders, legs, and tootsies

Post by pondspider » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:50 pm

Given that a spider has eight legs, does it also have eight feet and on each foot are there little tootsies?
Probably not.

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Internet bird watching

Post by Spindaddy » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:03 am

I swear your Honor, I'm just an aviphile. She said she had a busy bird feeder with many species--so I asked to see her tits.
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Re: Internet bird watching

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:39 am

Spindaddy wrote:I swear your Honor, I'm just an aviphile. She said she had a busy bird feeder with many species--so I asked to see her tits.
Brillent!

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The Long Chill

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:46 am

Night sky, dark and starless.
A trillion years they said, or more.
What glories might those ancient eyes have glimpsed?

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Caffeine

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:55 am

It's nearly two in the fricking morning and I still don't feel sleepy.
Perhaps it's the eleven mugs of coffee I consumed.

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Strange but untrue

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 2:15 am

...so I said to him, "You were lucky there weren't two of them.".
He laughed so hard his ears dropped off, which was weird.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by plasticastle » Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:48 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
plasticastle wrote:Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"


hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry
Hello Plasticastle! Thanks for dropping by! Put your feet up and stay awhile.
Nice twabble!
Thanks man, i like the cut of crazy here :)
Seriously though, my drabble is up there

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Re: Lady P's a Strict Mistress (oooerrr)

Post by SpareInch » Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:14 am

pondspider wrote:"Parker, put down that tray and remove my clothes".
"Yes, m'Lady".
"And don't let me catch you wearing my things again".

AHEM!

Speaking as one of the Trans community...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

An oldie, but a goodie.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: Lady P's a Strict Mistress (oooerrr)

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:56 am

SpareInch wrote:An oldie, but a goodie.
Thanks. Twabbling brings out the juvenile in me :)

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Recursion

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:09 pm

If a picture paints a thousand words, does a picture of a picture of a picture paint a thousand cubed words? Try it and see.

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Mismatch

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:16 pm

When you proposed this duel (I with a sword; you a pen) I think perhaps you might have drawn my attention to that old adage.

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Poor signal

Post by pondspider » Sat Sep 27, 2014 6:23 pm

From a grey mist, impossible nightmare forms.
A familiar voice, "Here are the headlines".
Remind me to get the TV fixed.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by SpareInch » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:14 am

I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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