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Confusion

Post by pondspider » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:29 am

Thunderbolts and light'ning.
Very very fright'ning.
Mamma mia, Mamma mia let me go.
Just'a one Cornetto. Give it to me.

(lines 1-3 a la Queen; line 4 sung like 'a this http://youtu.be/biL6zAMkOQs)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by pondspider » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:31 am

SpareInch wrote:I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?
Like :lol:

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What's up?

Post by pondspider » Sun Sep 28, 2014 3:55 pm

The sphere hung in the air, defying gravity before accelerating directly at me. I caught it and prepared to throw again.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by unreliable narrator » Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:10 pm

SpareInch wrote:I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?
Nice one! :D
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft

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Re: The wrong time

Post by unreliable narrator » Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:15 pm

pondspider wrote:Her eyes met mine. Ruby lips inviting.
"Sometimes when we touch
the honesty's too much",
she said, handing me my change.
I really like this one... just the right kinda weird. :D
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by unreliable narrator » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:03 pm

I was masturbating to a copy of National Geographic today, and I'm not sure who was more embarrassed... me or my dentist.
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
HP Lovecraft

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by pondspider » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:49 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:I was masturbating to a copy of National Geographic today, and I'm not sure who was more embarrassed... me or my dentist.
Laughing uncontrollably :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by DaisyMayhem629 » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:23 am

Looking into the bleak woods she saw eyes looking back at her. A smile paired with the eyes as a knife shoved into her back.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:12 am

Welcome aboard, DaisyMayhem629!

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Literal interpretation

Post by pondspider » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:05 am

Do you have anything for a headache?
Sure. (hits me in the head with a brick)
There seems to have been a miscommunication.

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Hinge rights

Post by pondspider » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:38 pm

He lifted the latch and pushed the gate open, its hinges protesting noisily.
What do we want? Oil. When do we want it? Now!

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Peace of cake

Post by pondspider » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:51 pm

"A little peace, please".
"Will this do?", she said, and handed him a plate.
"Thank you, but this cake is much too noisy".

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Re: Hinge rights

Post by SpareInch » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:06 pm

pondspider wrote:He lifted the latch and pushed the gate open, its hinges protesting noisily.
What do we want? Oil. When do we want it? Now!

Every now and then, you come across a twabble that makes you cackle out loud.

This was one such.

CACKLE! CACKLE! CACKLE!
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: Hinge rights

Post by pondspider » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:05 pm

SpareInch wrote:CACKLE! CACKLE! CACKLE!
It must be the endorphins or something... I put my back out the other day and haven't seen it since. :?

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Re: Hinge rights

Post by unreliable narrator » Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:46 pm

pondspider wrote:He lifted the latch and pushed the gate open, its hinges protesting noisily.
What do we want? Oil. When do we want it? Now!
Outstanding! I was laughing and groaning at the same time... not an easy task... maybe I need some oil?!?
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:32 pm

SpareInch wrote:I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?

:lol: Dyslexia saves the day again.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by MonsieurMoustache » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:20 pm

The train's been hunting me for weeks. I can run no longer, no match for its hunger. It will follow my tracks until the end.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by pondspider » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:43 pm

MonsieurMoustache wrote:The train's been hunting me for weeks. I can run no longer, no match for its hunger. It will follow my tracks until the end.
Nicely silly :P

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Man walks into a bar...

Post by pondspider » Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:51 pm

Are these peanuts complimentary?
No sir, they're rudimentary. Isn't that so boys?
That's right boss, you fat ass slob!

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Nutty conversation

Post by pondspider » Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:06 pm

Are these peanuts complimentary?
Yes ma'am.
I'm sure you'll have heard this a thousand times, but you have lovely eyes.

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