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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Spindaddy » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:00 am

Chairman Goodchild wrote:
Spindaddy wrote:There was no Tugboat at the end of the dock. The Captain leered at me. "Ye said ye wanted to apply for the tug job. Get to it!"
Toot, toot!
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Around the water cooler?

Post by Spindaddy » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:11 am

"Larry, we know you are happy you got your sixth finger removed, but you just can't refer to the surgery as your hand job."
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Re: Twabbled soul

Post by SpareInch » Sat Oct 04, 2014 12:40 pm

pondspider wrote:As Capt Kirk famously said, "Second star to the right and straight on till morning".
I thought that was Peter Pan?

I always assumed it was used in that movie to suggest that Star Trek would never grow old.

Of course... That was before Star Trek Enterprise. :(
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Re: Twabbled soul

Post by pondspider » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:18 pm

SpareInch wrote:I thought that was Peter Pan?
I hear Tynedale is lovely at this time of year. ;)

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Re: Around the water cooler?

Post by pondspider » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:35 pm

Spindaddy wrote:"Larry, we know you are happy you got your sixth finger removed, but you just can't refer to the surgery as your hand job."
After the op, did Larry keep his excess appendage as a memento, or did he give the surgeon the finger?

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Post by strawman » Sat Oct 04, 2014 2:04 pm

I heard he fingered a suspect in a convenience store heist.
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Lovely cakes

Post by pondspider » Sat Oct 04, 2014 8:34 pm

Granny's cakes were always popular because she insisted on the very best ingredients, especially the matured earwax.

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Post by The_Hol-Man » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:43 pm

I was attacked by a gang of stockings the other day. Not sure why... unless they were mad that I called them a bunch of hose.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:05 pm

The_Hol-Man wrote:...they were mad that I called them a bunch of hose.
Britches ain't sh*t but shorts & hose
to cover nuts & underclothes
Air 'em out, we beseeches
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Lunch on the go

Post by pondspider » Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:06 am

The sandwich lay passively under the glass counter but as soon as he took a bite it leapt up and ran off, laughing merrily.

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Post by harpoguy » Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:58 am

The woman ran as hard as she could carrying the wailing baby. She was terrified she would be too late. Tears must be fresh.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:53 am

harpoguy wrote:The woman ran as hard as she could carrying the wailing baby. She was terrified she would be too late. Tears must be fresh.
Huh.?. I never had any trouble getting the baby to cry once they were in the summoning cave... :wink:

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Re: Lunch on the go

Post by SpareInch » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:37 am

pondspider wrote:The sandwich lay passively under the glass counter but as soon as he took a bite it leapt up and ran off, laughing merrily.
Hmm... For some reason, I find myself remembering The Hallucinatory Cream Cakes scene from The Young Sherlock Holmes And The Pyramid Of Fear. Or was it a Pyramid of Doom? Or possibly Terror?

Well either way, it may have been the worst Sherlock Holmes movie ever made.

My point is, the demonic walking food was the only good part of that movie.

MORE WALKING FOOD! ;)
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Re: Lunch on the go

Post by pondspider » Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:35 pm

SpareInch wrote:Hmm... For some reason, I find myself remembering The Hallucinatory Cream Cakes scene from The Young Sherlock Holmes And The Pyramid Of Fear. Or was it a Pyramid of Doom? Or possibly Terror?

Well either way, it may have been the worst Sherlock Holmes movie ever made.

My point is, the demonic walking food was the only good part of that movie.

MORE WALKING FOOD! ;)
That Sherlock Homes film sounds awesome. Must try to get it. Surreal sandwiches and Cream Cakes are one of the great pleasures of life, after all.

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Post by unreliable narrator » Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:14 pm

I was involved in a police chase last night.
I didn't catch him though.
Must have been the sledge hammer weighing me down.
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Post by SuperGrouchyFace » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:18 pm

On the plane, I think of the future. I always believe my fire. I travel with it now. Soon my world glows as the fire grows.

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Fancy that

Post by pondspider » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:41 pm

I put it to you, Inspector, that sales of burglar eye masks and swag bags are linked to the recent spate of bank robberies.

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Post by pondspider » Sun Oct 05, 2014 6:45 pm

unreliable narrator wrote:I was involved in a police chase last night.
I didn't catch him though.
Must have been the sledge hammer weighing me down.
I like the ambiguity of this one.
Was the pursuer a police officer with a sledge hammer?
Or was it someone chasing a police officer?
Or were they both police officers?

Tune in next time...
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Misconstrued intent

Post by pondspider » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:12 pm

Small ones move fast.
Fun. Chase. Partake.
Big ones take small ones away. Anger.
No fun. No partake.
Master displeased.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:19 pm

SuperGrouchyFace wrote:On the plane, I think of the future. I always believe my fire. I travel with it now. Soon my world glows as the fire grows.
"Future so bright, you gotta wear shades"? :)
Interesting. But, alas, it's too short to be a twabble.

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