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The End.

Post by WardB » Thu Dec 11, 2014 1:15 pm

The End.
No air to breath.
Blood pumps all the wrong ways.
My organs are rearranged, flattened paper thin,
in the mirror.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Thu Dec 11, 2014 9:18 pm

Unless you are, like me, the funhouse.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by Monday » Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:35 pm

Free rent. No solicitors. No noisy neighbors. Air-conditioning installed soon. It's not all bad, being buried alive.

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Post by SpareInch » Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:05 pm

Monday wrote:Free rent. No solicitors. No noisy neighbors. Air-conditioning installed soon. It's not all bad, being buried alive.
Reminds me of my first flat. Couldn't even turn around to scratch your bum. Not that I ever tried, you understand, but lesser people might have done. ;)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Kestaa » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:08 pm

“Oh God, I'm pregnant!” Mary whispers, with hands folded and eyes closed.
“I know,” the Voice replies. “I put it there.”


(I hope no one finds that too offensive, even though it is technically religious. It just popped into my head as I was falling asleep the other night, and seeing as how it's the Christmas season, at least for some of us, I couldn't resist posting. My apologies if it's against the rules. Nothing worse than stepping in it with your very first post to a forum.)

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:12 pm

Kestaa wrote:“Oh God, I'm pregnant!” Mary whispers, with hands folded and eyes closed.
“I know,” the Voice replies. “I put it there.”
Good one!

Nice creep-factor with using "it" instead of "he" or (blasphemy) "she".

And, no, that twabble certainly isn't against the rules. And, I don't think it would offend anybody here. (DC denizens tend to either get a thick skin or get gone.)

Welcome aboard, Kestaa!

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Post by Squiddles » Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:00 pm

He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:51 pm

Squiddles wrote:He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.
Excellent technique. The onion juice should sting quite nicely without that pesky skin in the way! :twisted:

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Post by Monday » Mon Dec 22, 2014 12:52 am

Squiddles wrote:He winced each time he pealed off a layer of flesh to use for parchment. That's what you get for being a writer at The Onion.
Hah! Well done! Although shouldn't it be "peeled"?

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Post by strawman » Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:54 pm

Monday wrote: Hah! Well done! Although shouldn't it be "peeled"?
Unless you're a bell.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by groomporter » Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:25 pm

CNN just reported about a computer virus that tracks your internet habits and sends the data to a DNS near the North Pole.

Have a happy whatever you celebrate!
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Real Magic

Post by KateZiervogel » Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:20 pm

The writing had faded on her inner arm.
The spell only had power when visible so she reached for a blade to bring it to life.

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Post by strawman » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:08 pm

The first hundred of 2015, from the veld. Congrats!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Post by KateZiervogel » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:14 pm

Lol #JaBoet lol

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Cranial reverberations

Post by pondspider » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:31 am

The tick, tick, ticking. And the dong-cuckoos! A cranially implanted cuckoo clock seemed such a great idea at the time.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:42 am

My surgeon wasn't any good. When I awoke she asked, "How are you going to pay me?"
"I don't know, Doc. You left me stumped."

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Time passes

Post by pondspider » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:54 am

Another year closer to oblivion. A happy thought, indeed.
I think about the books I've bought but shall never ever read.

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Regrets

Post by pondspider » Mon Jan 05, 2015 11:57 am

Places I could have visited and food I might have tasted.
The times I could have kissed a girl. Sadly it's all been wasted.

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Changes in perspective

Post by pondspider » Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:06 pm

Past triumphs seem so empty now. Did they ever really matter?
At middle-age I struggle daily, avoiding growing fatter.

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Cake

Post by pondspider » Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:24 pm

And don't suggest, as others may, the need for exercise.
What time have I for such pursuits? There's cake before my eyes.

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