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revsleestaxx · Post by **revsleestaxx** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:29 pm

Here I came to tweet but I just stare at my feet. I push and push and push. And then I fart and tell my butt to shush! #twitshit

mulledvine · Post by **mulledvine** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:35 pm

Raised hands to worship the Moon, my solitude sublime, until suddenly interrupted by the smoke alarm.

Dinner is ready.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:59 pm

mulledvine wrote:Raised hands to worship the Moon, my solitude sublime, until suddenly interrupted by the smoke alarm.

Dinner is ready.

Ah, I see we have the same cooking technique.

Welcome aboard, Mulledvine!

dookiedan · Post by **dookiedan** » Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:54 pm

I have been away for a while - from the Internet, from the Drabblecast.

You must have Tina Turner's song going through your head - or have recently watched the classic "Boxing Helena":

Tucking her in, I sighed. She never said "I love you" now. What does love have to do with this, anyway? I closed her coffin.

Dookiedan

Chomchom · Post by **Chomchom** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:57 am

I pissed off my roommate, the tooth fairy. Now she hides fresh teeth in my morning coffee. I about choked on seven molars.

Chomchom · Post by **Chomchom** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:53 am

Ipecac is the gateway to new places. My mouth is the rabbit hole, and a violent green tide rushes to meet the brand new day.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:39 pm

Chomchom wrote:I pissed off my roommate, the tooth fairy. Now she hides fresh teeth in my morning coffee. I about choked on seven molars.

No problem. Good coffee should have a little "bite" to it.

Welcome aboard, Chomchom!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:39 pm

Chomchom wrote:My mouth is the rabbit hole

An inscrutable hinge.

Chomchom · Post by **Chomchom** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:55 pm

No problem. Good coffee should have a little "bite" to it.

Welcome aboard, Chomchom!

Thanks! I'm happy to be here.

Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice. But a hundred and four goddamn times? There isn't much left of him to roast.

Chomchom · Post by **Chomchom** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:35 am

Never go to Appleseed Bay. Birds and rodents line the shore, putrid and still. Some animals can't handle their arsenic.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:05 pm

but...but...but...100%, all-natural ingredients!

cyanidebaby · Post by **cyanidebaby** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:15 pm

THE TWITFIC THAT WAS FORMERLY HERE NEEDS REVISING

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:20 pm

cyanidebaby wrote:"Baby, it's me. Remember?"
He drools, fangs bloody.
Eyes damp, I aim the harpoon up at the white face-
Full moon halves.

Alas, that's one character shy of being a twabble.

Welcome aboard, Cyanidebaby!

cyanidebaby · Post by **cyanidebaby** » Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:26 pm

Thanks, knew I should've kept 'trembling.' Curse last minute edits

Chomchom · Post by **Chomchom** » Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:58 am

My legs spread, he forced the scissors into my hand.
"But first," I said, eyeing him, "Give me a reason to become a woman."

Chomchom · Post by **Chomchom** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:52 am

My hand sunk into the bucket of waffles. This is the last place it could be. I withdrew my hand, sticky with syrup. No fork.

artarys · Post by **artarys** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:54 pm

" You see, Dr. Grey, our best men have devised a grading system for brain activity. Below a certain grade, man is edible."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:25 pm

Tastes like chicken.

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:40 pm

He wrote the latest version of the official Star Fleet Manual on Waste Management Systems. "The Trouble with Dribbles"

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:57 pm

All models of Kia Soul were recalled. It was found the name was inspired by fetal brain tissue used in the car's computer.

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