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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:31 pm

SYFY fans everywhere rejoiced at the discovery that Heaven is an alternate universe.
(The grass is ALWAYS greener...)

drewdidthis · Post by **drewdidthis** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:40 pm

The Assassin's Wives Club threw her a party for her first kill. A small party with a small cake, that no one dared to touch.

drewdidthis · Post by **drewdidthis** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:49 pm

The hair wasn't right. He turned it back to front and dabbed away blood. "Flawless," he said through the wet mouth-hole.

drewdidthis · Post by **drewdidthis** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:00 pm

Cops had searched the home, but not the smoke-house. Bodies hung with pigs in the smoke. And to his horror, he was hungry.

The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:53 am

I wonder if babies ever wake up in the middle of the night without crying. Probably not - I'm thirty and I never managed it.

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:16 am

He smiled, waking up next to the loving wife, the loving children, the loving grandpa. Then he heard the husband scream.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:24 am

AtemAndrew wrote:He smiled, waking up next to the loving wife, the loving children, the loving grandpa. Then he heard the husband scream.

Ah, so you've met uncle Frank too...

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:25 am

She said, "Only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
But as the pain wracked my body, I knew she was a bitch.

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:28 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She said, "Only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
But as the pain wracked my body, I knew she was a bitch.

Yes, nobody likes Uncle Frank. I see you've met Cousin Sydney.

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:04 pm

The man could not help but eat his own flesh. After all, he had wished to be sweet, and he was too delicious to help himself.

zatatmando · Post by **zatatmando** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:21 pm

Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."

zatatmando · Post by **zatatmando** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:24 pm

Due to a mistranslation, the newly formed nation Blech has confused Kowtowing with cow-tipping, with tragic results.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:51 pm

I might have fired myself for incompetence a year ago. But I felt so guilty.
I had, after all, been sleeping with the boss.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:18 pm

zatatmando wrote:Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."

Fun!
Welcome aboard, Zatatmando!

It's just a sting, ain't no big thing.
It can't be why you're going to die.
Now just relax in my caress of loving tentacles.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:20 pm

strawman wrote:I might have fired myself for incompetence a year ago. But I felt so guilty.
I had, after all, been sleeping with the boss.

So, under reason for termination you put "Lay away"?

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:36 pm

The Christian children's band "Beagles of the Apocalypse" was poorly hidden front for sniffing out the evils of Satan.

It think a lot of mine end up more as "ideas" rather than "stories"

AtemAndrew · Post by **AtemAndrew** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:07 am

My hand wrapped around the sharp oaken stake. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, the tip driving into your ancient flesh.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:00 am

I am dog, hear my growls
Something evil in my bowels
I hope you have some paper towels
& some spray that smells like flowers

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:05 pm

The boatman knocked out two of my molars with an oar, and I boarded the sloop with aching gums. I hate the damn tooth ferry.

afgrappin · Post by **afgrappin** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:07 pm

zatatmando wrote:Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."

I got such a great visual from this! Nice.

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