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Postby Tesseract » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:41 pm

Voiager pushed in at the solar system's gravitational edge. As it became interstellar, the entire world heard the rip.
Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!
As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
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Postby Tarius » Sat Aug 01, 2015 12:45 am

"Oops, I won't do that again" grumbled the android wiping down his now colourful shirt "Humans make so much bloody mess"

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Postby uncre8d1 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 1:40 pm

loyaleagle wrote:
uncre8d1 wrote:You're probably right. I'm really out of practice with writing anything (this is actually my first DC forum visit in months because Life).

Same! Seems a little slow here nowadays. But then again I've been less active in the spec fic community myself.


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Postby revsleestaxx » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:43 pm

I like to eat meat because it gives me a reason to hunt you. I like to pee. Cause it give me a reason to touch myself in public.
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Postby revsleestaxx » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:49 pm

"I am not a racist, I love everybody equally." said Dahmer, "They all taste the same after I barbeque them all on a grill."


_it was originally "said Ed Gein" but i was worried that that reference was too far for many of you.
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Postby munsi » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:52 am

By the time he finished turning our wine back into water the whole party was wondering: Why DID we invite the Antichrist?

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Postby Byaxis » Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:42 am

"Sometimes the most beautiful sound is silence." Said the man, as he clutched the bloody nub that once served as his ear.
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Postby Byaxis » Sun Aug 16, 2015 4:25 am

The great chimes were heard; as had been foretold.
The darkest rites have succeeded.
Let us rejoice, our pizza has come.
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Postby Niboree » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:29 pm

Snuggled against Terry’s chest, Ann was pointing at clouds. “That one looks like a Xalexian Planet Destroyer!” It was.

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Postby loyaleagle » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:39 pm

Niboree wrote:Snuggled against Terry’s chest, Ann was pointing at clouds. “That one looks like a Xalexian Planet Destroyer!” It was.

Good one!
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Postby awgifford » Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:42 pm

My neighbor gave me a hand while I was cleaning out my gutters. I didn’t want to know where he obtained severed appendage.

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Your door is locked, the lights are off, and you don't hear a thing. They're in the room with you, waiting for you to sleep.
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Postby seani » Fri Aug 21, 2015 11:38 am

"This is Ashley Madison. Press #1 for Sorrow, #2 for Joy, #3 for A Girl, and #4 for a Boy. Option #7 is no longer available."
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Postby Deposebron » Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:38 am

I wanna be god, universal thought. Thank you for everyday I gaze spontaneous creation. My love safe. I'm just waking up.

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Postby strawman » Mon Aug 31, 2015 12:34 pm

Everyone wants to be god. No one wants to be god's wife.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Left Out

Postby UncleSteve » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:35 pm

The leash is slack. Midnight is gone. I call. I whistle. I wait. Open ears hear the wind. Lonesomeness, as a dog runs free.

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Postby Bugscuttle » Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:15 am

Byaxis wrote:The great chimes were heard; as had been foretold.
The darkest rites have succeeded.
Let us rejoice, our pizza has come.


Just read these recent Twabbles - this one is my favorite so far!

Nice!

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Postby scarcrow » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:04 am

I used to think I was human. That was, until I saw the bone in my arm. All I had to do was cut and cut some more. So, what am I now?
"Overwhelmed as one would be placed in my position,
Such a heavy burden now to be the one,
Born to bear and read to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.

But I forgot my pen..."
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Postby seani » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:43 am

Tightly grasping the ancient sundial's twisted gnomon, I ease it straight. The Sun roars and lurches. Darkness falls.
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Postby bjrobson » Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:19 pm

One Mississippi, two Mississippi... That's all. I'm sure there were more alternate universes until I hit that button.


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