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Auto_K · Post by **Auto_K** » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:56 pm

Champie wrote:I tripped the young man, who yelled "I'll miss my train". "You're welcome" I said, and stepped back into my time machine.

Awesome.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:34 am

So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?

Auto_K · Post by **Auto_K** » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:33 pm

Spindaddy wrote:So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?

I'm wondering the same thing. They haven't posted anything on Twitter in awhile. Hopefully someone will have some info.

Niboree · Post by **Niboree** » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:34 am

Daftlander wrote:I couldn't tell which was more damn humiliating. Losing my wife to my toaster, or the fact that it helped me get my degree.

Love this.

MementoHero · Post by **MementoHero** » Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:04 pm

The chicken ran across the highway as the Semi barreled down. It stopped halfway. You know that very old joke? It's true.

PeachesLatour · Post by **PeachesLatour** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:27 am

I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.

Auto_K · Post by **Auto_K** » Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:06 pm

PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.

This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library.

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:43 am

Bob paused a bit before taking his first-ever bite of an apple. What if he really did find only half a worm inside of there?

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:45 am

Four BIG red eyes peered fretfully out of the closet doorway. Those horrible children were blocking it's escape route.

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:46 am

Hadn't the car salesman claimed this car was faster than the State Police's radio? Jack decided to find out for himself.

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am

Cat prepared to pounce. A lightning move and it's teeth closed about a sinuous neck. Then pain erupted from it's tail...

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am

99 bottles of beer on the wall? Alright, who's the idiot that put all of that beer up there instead of in the refrigerator?

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:48 am

Bob poured his heart into his job as a tobacco lobbyist. So much so that when he died, the autopsy revealed he had no heart!

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:49 am

Drinking driver drove by swerve n sway. Drinking driver drank his life away. Drinking driver drove, now on a slab he lay.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:00 pm

Dad's drunk steps up the stairs.
"Got a plan," big sis says, dangling a foot off bed's edge.
"What you doing?"
"Fishing."

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:39 pm

"Stanley, I wish you would please stop looking up that girl's dress!"

"Am not"

"Eyeball, right index finger, long arms"

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:28 pm

Re: Cop's extensive internal investigation... Apparently, it's a shootable offense to go walking in the park at dusk.

PeachesLatour · Post by **PeachesLatour** » Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:47 am

Auto_K wrote:
PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.
This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library.

Haha, yay, thanks! I think all twabbles should be written with the goal of getting readers kicked out of public places.

seani · Post by **seani** » Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:06 am

What? Your husband's trapped in the wardrobe and had a heart attack? Should you force the door? Not yet Mrs Schrödinger

MementoHero · Post by **MementoHero** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:49 pm

The bedtime story ended after the cursed fox killed the firefly. "Who cursed the fox mommy?"
"Joss Whedon" she replied.

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