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For stealing ten cents the judge passed sentence. Now ten years hence it is only a past sentence. That is how my ten spent.
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Martha's first big mistake was mixing love with lime. On our wedding night I went not to heaven but dissolved into slime.
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The pot calls the kettle black.

And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.
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Now that I'm dead, I'm losing hope; my prayers for resurrection go unanswered. I am the flesh that Herbert West rejects.
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Timmy reread the candy heart, “U have my <3.” A tear ran down Sue’s cheek as he sharpened his scissors to collect her gift.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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Mother doesn’t feel so well today. As I gently hold her hands in mine, I realize I have made an error in her mummification.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.
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The Burn

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Down in the hold, the writing man’s light grew dim. The wooden stage creaked as he drifted. Time to cast for the oolichan.
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Influenza

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The concept of the the flu virus is beyond three year old reason. I feel sick dad. Yes. Your blood is filled with monsters.
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She turned and smiled at him. He smiled back, looked her over, silently appraising what he could sell her body parts for.
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“Hey cutie, Did it hurt? Ya know when you fell from heaven?” I wink at Lucifer as I enter the gates of hell. He’s not amused.
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There is nothing as satisfying as the act of writing except, maybe, the act of stabbing yourself in the eye with a pencil.
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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Ho...ho...ho...
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Morning!

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The coffee is particularly bold and lively this morning. With every sip, it’s warm, wriggly proboscis snurfles my ear.
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Nia_Zolanski wrote: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:43 am “Hey cutie, Did it hurt? Ya know when you fell from heaven?” I wink at Lucifer as I enter the gates of hell. He’s not amused.
I have read this one about five or six times now, and I laugh out loud every time. New favorite.
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No Fantasy Allowed

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"Will it hurt?" Wilbur asked.
Cheeks wet, Billy lifted the syringe "I tried to tell you. Horses aren't supposed to talk"
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Impossible Message

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Not even light escapes from a black hole and yet scientists gape at the message from an impossible signal: "See you soon"
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Tunnel Effect

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The damp soil was heavy above him and solid at his back, but the breathing straw shifted and now Jimmy could see...light!
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Monday was a good day.
The Sun rose, the birds sang, people laughed.
Friday would not be a good day for any of those things.
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The noise in my head grew louder with each passing day.
Soon I wouldn't be able to tell if the screams were me, or the demon.
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Tuesday was the first day I woke up and didn't hear the ringing.
The neighbour's dog was really barking up a storm though.
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