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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:22 am

MadeintheDark wrote:"But it's oozing, and I have a date tomorrow."
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.

I must confess that this one eludes me. Is there a recent bit of news or story this refers to?

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:28 am

If I am in an entangled state, and I want to desperately avoid any non-locality behaviour should I initiate the breakup.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:36 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MadeintheDark wrote:"But it's oozing, and I have a date tomorrow."
"It will get infected if you squeeze it."
Today CO2 reached record levels.
I must confess that this one eludes me. Is there a recent bit of news or story this refers to?

Think of a teen age entity the size of a Solar System who develops earth sized zits.

Now think of a tube of Clearasil the size of Jupiter then think af a ... sorry... I crossed my Espresso limit about an hour ago.

beachbum21k · Post by **beachbum21k** » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:02 pm

She's alive but they'd dress me up too; and then tea parties and doilies 'til we die. But I want her. I need her. She's mine.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:11 am

I placed my entangled selves at opposite ends of the universe and sure enough my loves cruel words broke both our hearts.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:23 am

Electrons moving in a magnetic field exhibit strange quantum behaviour is this the reason I have sired seven children.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 2:40 am

Is there a correlation between; Quantum behavior, espresso consumption, the need to be loved and the 100 char payload?

( I am so ashamed..abandoned my heritage and used the American spelling of 'behaviour' just to make payload)

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 11:29 am

MadeintheDark wrote:Electrons moving in a magnetic field exhibit strange quantum behaviour is this the reason I have sired seven children.

No, it's because that bloke in the pub who said you can reuse a condom if you turn it inside out, LIED!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:41 pm

Don't you call my mum a bloke!

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:30 pm

strawman wrote:Don't you call my mum a bloke!

I'm sure she's quite capable of calling one for herself.

MadeintheDark · Post by **MadeintheDark** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:57 pm

SpareInch wrote:
MadeintheDark wrote:Electrons moving in a magnetic field exhibit strange quantum behaviour is this the reason I have sired seven children.

No, it's because that bloke in the pub who said you can reuse a condom if you turn it inside out, LIED!

No, Quantum mechanics refers to 'shooting nothing but bullets'. BTW, what's a condom?

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:08 pm

SpareInch wrote:
pondspider wrote:The anti-gravity unit hummed as the ground spun rapidly away beneath him.
This was the last time he'd go off at a tangent.
Ah... The First Men In The Moon, by H.G Wells

Looks like it's true. There's nothing new under the sun. Or the moon, for that matter.

Honest, guv. I've never read the book. Saw the film decades ago, but in that I think they went straight up... always seemed wrong to me... that's not what would happen.

I see in the book linked to that they do in fact fly "away from the earth at a tangent". I feel so smug now.

pondspider · Post by **pondspider** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 8:14 pm

MadeintheDark wrote:I placed my entangled selves at opposite ends of the universe and sure enough my loves cruel words broke both our hearts.

Surely you mean "my love's"

I particle-arly like this one. Quite poetic.

PB&Jellyphish320 · Post by **PB&Jellyphish320** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 6:57 pm

“I like the way you dance,” said The Spider to The Fly. The Fly lit up. The Spider popped. “You too” said The Fly to The Fire.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jan 18, 2015 11:15 pm

PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:“I like the way you dance,” said The Spider to The Fly. The Fly lit up. The Spider popped. “You too” said The Fly to The Fire.

Ah, Photuris Cinctipennis is at it again.

And, alas, "Cincti pennis" does not mean what you think it does.

The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Thu Jan 22, 2015 3:41 pm

I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.

--Andy

airshrimp777 · Post by **airshrimp777** » Fri Jan 23, 2015 6:02 am

Covered in blood and bruises, Zargothora the Brave fought to the death to protect his prize - The coveted Hamster Wheel.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:12 am

Welcome aboard, Airshrimp777!

Back on the farm, we called locusts "Air shrimp". Yum!

artarys · Post by **artarys** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:18 am

The Sword of Fire drifts high above the earth, seeking proof. Gaia had found a way to breathe again, they must try harder.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:27 am

Welcome aboard, Artarys!

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