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kentblue82 · Post by **kentblue82** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:20 am

Watching Jim and the vials containing the nerve gas crash to the floor, Dan realizes hiring a narcoleptic was a mistake.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 12:52 am

Studying the master's music, I felt as if his spirit possessed mine. Only then could I understand his Demon's Serenade.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:14 am

MonsieurMoustache wrote:Before the Urgs tamed men, life was hard. Be content, child. Eat your kibbles and have a bellyrub. Things are better now.

I like this second version better. It's an old meme, but a goodie.

kentblue82 wrote:Watching Jim and the vials containing the nerve gas crash to the floor, Dan realizes hiring a narcoleptic was a mistake.

Good one. It reminds me, back in the late '70's / early '80's, there was this great cartoon showing a lab full of scientists gasping as they fell to the floor, dying. At the feet of one was a smashed test tube. Another scientist was glaring at him and choking out "Butterfingers".

Anyone got a line on that cartoon? My GoogleFu has failed me.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:23 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MonsieurMoustache wrote:Before the Urgs tamed men, life was hard. Be content, child. Eat your kibbles and have a bellyrub. Things are better now.
I like this second version better. It's an old meme, but a goodie.

kentblue82 wrote:Watching Jim and the vials containing the nerve gas crash to the floor, Dan realizes hiring a narcoleptic was a mistake.
Good one. It reminds me, back in the late '70's / early '80's, there was this great cartoon showing a lab full of scientists gasping as they fell to the floor, dying. At the feet of one was a smashed test tube. Another scientist was glaring at him and choking out "Butterfingers".

Anyone got a line on that cartoon? By GoogleFu has failed me.

Was that a Far Side? Lab humor was a favorite of Larson.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:50 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Was that a Far Side? Lab humor was a favorite of Larson.

I don't think so, but I had searched for it that way too. IIRC, it was more in Gahan Wilson's style.

Damn, old-fart cartoonists! Don't have the courtesy to scan and post all of their old work onto the ultranet, for free!

Cymraeg · Post by **Cymraeg** » Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:18 pm

The demon was fed up with an eternity of unpaid torturing.
Calling a strike, he shambled off to see if he could raise hell.

BagABones · Post by **BagABones** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:41 pm

Spindaddy wrote:I've never been good at saying hello.

"But I thought you said you liked it in the can?" stammered Don. "SODA you idiot! I prefer SODA in the can!" screeched Amy.

Very nice!

J_Kyle · Post by **J_Kyle** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:54 pm

Hello, everyone! First post here. Saw the format and had to give it a go:

It only takes a tablespoon of water to drown, say, a cheating spouse. And it takes even less if you're married to a cyborg.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Sep 29, 2013 2:04 pm

Welcome aboard, J_Kyle!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:47 am

When I die, I want to go out like my old man: drunk, dressed as Hello Kitty, and riding a lawnmower through a crowd of mimes.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:29 am

Nice...

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:34 pm

With the government shut down, NASA's twitter feed went dark. Sensing that their chance had come the asteroids struck!

kentblue82 · Post by **kentblue82** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:06 am

"Shit. It's all...shit." Knee deep in the stuff, Johnson now wished he had let Peters take the first step on Delfor 109b.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:05 am

"Fred", the latest in a long line of suicide bombing instructors, told his class, "I'm only going to show you this once."

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:11 am

They shut down government "services" (like they ever really worked). But, they didn't shut down the fleecing service!

PS: These last two twabbles are not related. Really.

will write for beer · Post by **will write for beer** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:21 am

There are an infinite number of ways to die. Unfortunately, there are only a finite number of worlds in which they count.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:31 am

And until they all get photo ids, we can never know if some are counted more than once.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:35 am

The tortured screams of the people dying in agony are muffled by thumping Swedish disco music, here in my ABBA-ttoir...

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:33 pm

Munsi!!

J_Kyle · Post by **J_Kyle** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:50 pm

The food replicator was great when we bought it, but it made less and less every time.

Both hungry, we shared a raspberry.

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