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tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:03 pm

BigDumbYak wrote:Swarm
(I imagine this as an internal voice of a person running. Sounds of panting and voice in a panic, vague buzzing noises in the background. The last thought ends suddenly and all is silent.) Man I wish I had the chops to do a full audio with voice acting and sound effects, etc.

Hey, you know what? At the Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like a fool! http://www.dribblecast.org
Record, have fun, post!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 4:30 am

The Suzy Craig Diet Program is pricey cardboard meals & sneaky fine print.
I didn't lose a thing but Suzy now looks great!

Amadeus X. Machina · Post by **Amadeus X. Machina** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 3:21 pm

"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:03 pm

Amadeus X. Machina wrote:"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"

Not to worry. It will be legal in California and Massachusetts any day now.

Welcome aboard, Amadeus X. Machina!

tobadzistsini · Post by **tobadzistsini** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 12:58 am

Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 1:43 am

Elija's Biblical numerology proves that the Internet is Satan's tool. Unfortunately he has no way to inform the world.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sun Apr 06, 2014 5:07 pm

Amadeus X. Machina wrote:"Wanda," whispers Will wistfully, "we won't wed."
Wanda waits, wordless.
Will weeps.
Wanda wags warmly. "Woof Woof!"

Nicely done.

Amadeus X. Machina · Post by **Amadeus X. Machina** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 1:31 pm

Dear Blue Fairy, I hate being a real boy. Please turn me back into a wooden puppet. A can of insecticide would be nice, too.

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 4:31 pm

I'll invent time travel tomorrow, I made myself promise to. It's a promise that I have to keep. I didn't know I owned a gun.

[tweaked to fix a typo...]

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:28 pm

tobadzistsini wrote:Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.

They found a bit of dinosaur DNA in Amber. That lying bitch! I KNEW she was cheating on me.

Spindaddy · Post by **Spindaddy** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:27 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
tobadzistsini wrote:Concerned about the dearth of genetic diversity in utahraptors, John Hammond issued an amber alert for Jurassic Park.
They found a bit of dinosaur DNA in Amber. That lying bitch! I KNEW she was cheating on me.

Archaeologists love to bone!

This one made me laugh, good job!

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:57 pm

Everything I touch turns to gold but my touch can't create mass. The Earth will soon be much smaller, but it will be shiny.

Culhwch · Post by **Culhwch** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:51 pm

The maggots that feast on me will devour you as well. We will mix in their distended stomachs. Flies will be our children.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:04 pm

Culhwch wrote:We will mix in their distended stomachs. Flies will be our children.

How romantic!

Welcome aboard, Culhwch!

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:08 am

People always assume the Boogeyman would have some big hulking beast of a dog, but he actually owns a Jack Russel Terror.

Amadeus X. Machina · Post by **Amadeus X. Machina** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:52 am

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose decision to stop participating in National Poetry Month was widely applauded

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:12 am

Amadeus X. Machina wrote:There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose decision to stop participating in National Poetry Month was widely applauded

By all except ASID who was put out of work by the decision.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:48 am

The man from Nantucket has kicked the bucket,
but never you fear, ASiD is here!
They're mad rhymes
not soft-core crimes.

MatWeller · Post by **MatWeller** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:55 am

Excited to see a Martian feline, NASA spun the view to the tracks behind the rover, only to find Curiosity had killed the cat.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:01 am

MatWeller wrote:Excited to see a Martian feline, NASA spun the view to the tracks behind the rover, only to find Curiosity had killed the cat.

Hahahaha! Awesome.

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