Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

[MementoHero]

What? Your husband's trapped in the wardrobe and had a heart attack? Should you force the door? Not yet Mrs Schrödinger

I really love this one.

[RenaissanceSim]

"It's just a branch," I told myself, "falling somewhere out in the woods." It's just the same branch every single night.

[Auto_K]

"It's just a branch," I told myself, "falling somewhere out in the woods." It's just the same branch every single night.

Spooky!

[Auto_K]

On Earth, we remove the parasite eggs with lasers. Here in orbit, it's fingernail clippers and a few seconds of courage.

[rundlesten]

Suddenly everything clicked into place. Relieved, I called to push my hardware upgrade back for another three months.

[Tesseract]

Do you know the black, howling void
Feeling existence burning away your skin
The end of all things
It lives on Drewry lane

[RustyTomatoes]

It does not see. It does not hear. It does not smell, taste or feel. Yet it is still feared for one important reason: IT EATS

[eric_marsh]

The news is full of stories about dangers abroad. To defend the world from evil I vote for the man willing to strike first.

(I think my drabble does a better job of telling the same story)

[GreatNorthernTroll]

And everyone calls me Twabble. I couldn't be a Selfy or Spam. I'm an 1/8th of an 1/8th, I'm Twabble. Twabble the 1/8th I am.

[pondspider]

It was the latest "wearable" craze.
Touched to bare skin, tendrils bonded to soft tissue and then to bone.
No going back.

[Modogen]

Not mine, but I had to bring this to your attention (9gag):

How's everyone holding up?
It's crazy out there!
I've killed 15 zombies so far!
Why the fuck are they all
carrying candy?

[GreatNorthernTroll]

Their eyes locked from across the smokey room. It was almost creepy. Life would never be the same for Lovecraft & Cthulu!

[SpareInch]

I have sociopathy on 30 day trial. It’s free, either way. If I don’t like it, I give it back to the dealer. If I do, I kill him.

[pondspider]

The people, in blind despair, grasped the chance to elect a man who'd change things. Cheers rang across a broken nation.

[SpareInch]

The people, in blind despair, grasped the chance to elect a man who'd change things. Cheers rang across a broken nation.

“Looks like there’s a civil war coming,” said the man in The White house. “Bet you all are glad you kept your guns now, eh?”

[SpareInch]

“Ever seen a man keelhauled?” asked The Captain.

The selkies exchanged a look. “Yes, Sir,” just didn’t seem to cover it.

[eric_marsh]

I said that I don't want to die ever!

I'm used to drifting in deep space. Circling a black hole makes me want to reconsider.

[GreatNorthernTroll]

Far from London, unbothered by the Ripper, she danced down the lane. She saw an odd stone, bending closer... an eyeball!

[pondspider]

Egg sat dispassionately in the cup.
The boiling had been cruel.
The soldiers prepared for action.
It would soon be over.

[pondspider]

Egg felt strangely hollow. As if his whole being had been scooped out.
Well, at least he wouldn't need to diet for a while.