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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:17 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Death's Diary: #3
Death watched as the boy tossed the burlap bag in the river. Meows become bubbles, then go silent. And they call Me cruel.

Looks like ROU is testing the ultimate RPG: I, Death

With a twist!
That's great, my friend.
I look forward to the inevitable "Death: Haiku or Sonnet?" thread here one of these days.

Next, "Answering Machine Messages, by Death"

..............

Death is trying to reinvent himself, to convince people that he's not like everyone says, he's alright. Wants you to see his better side.

Because, face it, Death is just a farmer, a tiller of earth. And the earth is loathe to return to earth. Death has to labor for a living.

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:19 am

Twit fict for robotics geeks

For his "first time," Jimmy's exploration of an automated brothel left him unable to function in the "uncanny valley."

Spades · Post by **Spades** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:19 am

Hi all, first post, first try
They said "We won't fund such daft research money doesn't grow on trees you know". I laugh as I as reap crisp new 100 notes.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:31 am

Spades wrote:Hi all, first post, first try
They said "We won't fund such daft research money doesn't grow on trees you know". I laugh as I as reap crisp new 100 notes.

Alas, this year's crop was decimated by the Mediterranean GreeceFly. Or was it the California Brown Rat?

Welcome aboard!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 2:11 pm

The sheriff is getting soft. *sigh*

It is true that welcoming takes precedence.
However, you are guilty of excessive emissions. We suggest removal of the second 'as', and you can use your two credits to repair the punctuation damage on the front end of your vehicle.
Have a nice day sir.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:55 pm

She talked awhile in the morning and waited for him to doze off, then peacefully slipped away. She never liked goodbyes.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:09 pm

Emotions recollected in tranquility. Worthy words, ROU.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:02 am

strawman wrote:Emotions recollected in tranquility. Worthy words, ROU.

Spoiler:

Thank you, Strawman. If only it were not inappropriately filed under fiction.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:17 am

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:27 am

At first, I'd thought I was blind. But, eventually, I learned it was everything else that'd ceased to exist. So... Good?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 9:48 am

"May the wind always be at your back" is a blessing, they said.
I learned the awful truth as my stink filled the boardroom.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:21 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"May the wind always be at your back" is a blessing, they said.
I learned the awful truth as my stink filled the boardroom.

Sounds like one of those pieces of cheap translation software. You enter "May the wind always be at your back", and it translates to "May the wind always blow from your backside".

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:24 pm

munsi wrote:At first, I'd thought I was blind. But, eventually, I learned it was everything else that'd ceased to exist. So... Good?

Even your collection of braille porn, which had started the whole sad cycle.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:08 am

As it turned out, it wasn't a rock, but a rock lobster. It devoured the entire unwary family with its dripping proboscis.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:55 am

I gave a cannibal a severed arm, and fed him for a day. Later, I gave that same cannibal a meat cleaver, and fed him for life.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:05 am

Post-apocalyptic Corvid Parable
"I never left. When you saw one set of footprints, I rode on your shoulders...yum," said the crow to the now blind zombie.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:25 am

Six weeks after buying the "What Would Batman Do?" Bracelet, Joe's body was found in an alley on the wrong side of town...

Spades · Post by **Spades** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:11 pm

Thanks for the warm welcome Sheriff Algernon and Cheers for the correction Strawman

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:40 pm

Death was feeling picked on again. "Look, I'm not the bad guy in the family. Now my brother, Suffering, he's an asshole."

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 2:12 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Death was feeling picked on again. "Look, I'm not the bad guy in the family. Now my brother, Suffering, he's an asshole."

That is quite good, dude.

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