Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by munsi » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:25 am

The world ended, not with a bang but a whimper. Well, the world's still here, but I'm not on it, and I did die with a whimper.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by dreamrock » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:34 pm

munsi wrote:The world ended, not with a bang but a whimper. Well, the world's still here, but I'm not on it, and I did die with a whimper.
:lol: Nice.
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Post by strawman » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:38 pm

Sounds like you actually died with a twabble.:lol:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by munsi » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:42 am

I once fought a grizzly bear with nothing but my hands. And I'm telling you: It was months before I got out of the hospital.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by mrsmica » Fri Apr 09, 2010 4:36 pm

I joined the forum because there just aren't many places to post something like a twabble poem. whaaaaa?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:04 pm

Welcome, welcome.

That's a good Twoem*

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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:19 pm

Do two Welcomes make an Unwelcome? Just to be safe,

Welcome, mrsmica! Glad to have you aboard. Nice Twoem!
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Post by strawman » Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:43 pm

Twoem???
That alone ought to be enough to discourage anyone from trying a 100 character poem again.
Not that I want you to be deprived or your licensing fees, ROU, but I think PebbleTM would be easier to pronounce.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by mrsmica » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:02 pm

If you're going to go that route, I would think it would be a Pabble

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:33 pm

strawman wrote:Twoem???
That alone ought to be enough to discourage anyone from trying a 100 character poem again.
Not that I want you to be deprived or your licensing fees, ROU, but I think PebbleTM would be easier to pronounce.

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Post by seani » Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:20 pm

Crikey, I was Twabbled! How exciting. He knows his sound effects, doesn't he?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:43 am

seani wrote:Crikey, I was Twabbled! How exciting. He knows his sound effects, doesn't he?
Yes, and congrats.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:45 am

The men said, "Hold still, close your eyes and think of England."
But between screams, all I could think of was Cambodia.

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Post by seani » Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:53 pm

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by guitardel » Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:01 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The men said, "Hold still, close your eyes and think of England."
But between screams, all I could think of was Cambodia.

That's a dark one! Scary thoughts going on there.
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Post by seani » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:05 am

Mindreading wasn't even difficult to master. If only I hadn't tried it on myself - we wouldn't be trapped in here with us.
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Re: Inspired by yesterday's sermon

Post by normsherman » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:28 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Rats, I didn't get to copyright the coloring. BUT, I am the first to file for a patent on the twabble concept; you all owe me a bunch of money. :mrgreen:
Prior art, buddy. I'm sure you'll get the patent, but it won't hold up in court. The lawyers won't mind, they get paid the whole way.

Speaking of which,did you know that podcasting was patented? :shock:
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:45 am

Yea, I heard about that a few years ago. The fact that they haven't been protecting their patent bodes very poorly for any chance of winning a legal battle.
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