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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:09 am

God said, "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's."
Well, Brutus & I knew exactly what that bastard had earned.

oneadem · Post by **oneadem** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:10 am

Captain Twabble, super hero of few words, helped 100 characters to escape the circuitous clutches of Dr. Superfluity.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:48 am

Preconceived notions about people are unkind. Even an admiring compliment can hurt. Mostly, though, I have a thing for elf-y girls.

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Livid skin, lightning hair, slender and exquisite in form—I regarded her tapered ears. Crying, she hid her deformity.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:39 am

oneadem wrote:Captain Twabble, super hero of few words, helped 100 characters to escape the circuitous clutches of Dr. Superfluity.

Hee hee.. Nice'um.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:40 am

unseentangerine wrote:Livid skin, lightning hair, slender and exquisite in form—I regarded her tapered ears. Crying, she hid her deformity.

Well done! Nice view into the human condition.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:57 am

I don't want to brag, but I've been a human with a condition for a long time now.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:04 am

unseentangerine wrote:I don't want to brag, but I've been a human with a condition for a long time now.

I hear they make a conditioner for that.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:14 pm

My creative genius usually comes in inopportune, spastic spurts. Unfortunately for you it has manifested itself, for the moment, in twabbles. Should I limit myself to a couple posts a week? Some things will never come clear.
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Yes! On the Discovery Chanel! No, there was no elimination challenge! Lions! On the savannah. What? My God. I, I'm—old.
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"There's no way to open this plastic book."
"Are you serious?"
"I'm not kidding."
"What's the title?"
"It says, V–H–S."
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This is an excerpt from the unofficial biography of The Drabblecast. I'm not even kidding:

"Mom, I'm writing a twabble," he called.
"Norman, stop that right now! Meet a real girl!"
"Mom, it's fiction."
"I Know—"
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After decades of research, "My God," the scientist exclaimed, "incense and peppermints really are the color of time!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:26 pm

unseentangerine wrote:Should I limit myself to a couple posts a week?

Don't need to (unless it gets obnoxious). Putting a bunch of twabbles in one post helps.
Lots of folks have posted in this thread like maniacs only to burn out after a few days or weeks.

unseentangerine wrote: "There's no way to open this plastic book."
"Are you serious?"
"I'm not kidding."
"What's the title?"
"It says, V–H–S."

Yeah, this is like that old legend about the blonde who cracked open a VHS cassette so she could put the film on her reel-to-reel projector.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:44 am

unseentangerine wrote: This is an excerpt from the unofficial biography of The Drabblecast. I'm not even kidding:

"Mom, I'm writing a twabble," he called.
"Norman, stop that right now! Meet a real girl!"
"Mom, it's fiction."
"I Know—"

Hee hee...

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:16 am

"I wouldn't even know how to stab you," lied the old fork. He could wait. He knew there's a tine and a place for everything.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 7:32 am

Either that, or he forked up.

JarodKAnderson · Post by **JarodKAnderson** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 3:14 pm

I guess there isn't a lot of space for place or setting in a twabble, unless you use a place setting. Thus spork Zarathustra. (Okay, I'm definitely out of fork puns.)

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:22 pm

JarodKAnderson wrote:"I wouldn't even know how to stab you," lied the old fork. He could wait. He knew there's a tine and a place for everything.

I don't usually like other people's twabbles, but I do love things that lie in wait. Tangerine Approved!

Amadeus X. Machina · Post by **Amadeus X. Machina** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:12 pm

Sweetheart, maybe it's just the sodium pentathol talking, but since you ask: why yes, that dress does make you look fat.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:30 pm

I asked, God what's the meaning of life?

God said, do you play chess?

I said yes.

God said, then think of yourself as a pawn.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:29 pm

Ah, but when the pawn crosses the board, it becomes whatever it wants.

eric_marsh · Post by **eric_marsh** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:52 pm

Yup - it's just a question of who's pushing the pieces.

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 1:42 am

I totally stole this from Ask Me Another on NPR
I also want to make a general statement to everyone about all of my writing, present and future: I don't make mistakes—I hide Easter eggs.

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He heard creaking, cracking. A hiker fell on his head. Then a huge limb. Then the bear. Bad things really do come in trees.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Apr 21, 2014 2:13 am

unseentangerine wrote:He heard creaking, cracking. A hiker fell on his head. Then a huge limb. Then the bear. Bad things really do come in trees.

Wait, so the bear raped him?

unseentangerine wrote:I don't make mistakes—I hide Easter eggs.

Welcome to the DC forums, Mr. President.
Did you hide eggs, or did you lay them?

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