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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Auto_K » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:56 pm

Champie wrote:I tripped the young man, who yelled "I'll miss my train". "You're welcome" I said, and stepped back into my time machine.


Awesome.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby Spindaddy » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:34 am

So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?
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Postby Auto_K » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:33 pm

Spindaddy wrote:So does anyone know if more episodes are going to be posted? Is the Drabblecast on hiatus?


I'm wondering the same thing. They haven't posted anything on Twitter in awhile. Hopefully someone will have some info.
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Postby Niboree » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:34 am

Daftlander wrote:I couldn't tell which was more damn humiliating. Losing my wife to my toaster, or the fact that it helped me get my degree.


Love this.

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Postby MementoHero » Mon Jul 18, 2016 9:04 pm

The chicken ran across the highway as the Semi barreled down. It stopped halfway. You know that very old joke? It's true.
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Postby PeachesLatour » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:27 am

I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.

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Postby Auto_K » Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:06 pm

PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.


This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library. :D
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Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:43 am

Bob paused a bit before taking his first-ever bite of an apple. What if he really did find only half a worm inside of there?
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Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:45 am

Four BIG red eyes peered fretfully out of the closet doorway. Those horrible children were blocking it's escape route.
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Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:46 am

Hadn't the car salesman claimed this car was faster than the State Police's radio? Jack decided to find out for himself.
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Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am

Cat prepared to pounce. A lightning move and it's teeth closed about a sinuous neck. Then pain erupted from it's tail...
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Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:47 am

99 bottles of beer on the wall? Alright, who's the idiot that put all of that beer up there instead of in the refrigerator?
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Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:48 am

Bob poured his heart into his job as a tobacco lobbyist. So much so that when he died, the autopsy revealed he had no heart!
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Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:49 am

Drinking driver drove by swerve n sway. Drinking driver drank his life away. Drinking driver drove, now on a slab he lay.
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Postby nevermore_66 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 7:00 pm

Dad's drunk steps up the stairs.
"Got a plan," big sis says, dangling a foot off bed's edge.
"What you doing?"
"Fishing."
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Postby MadeintheDark » Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:39 pm

"Stanley, I wish you would please stop looking up that girl's dress!"

"Am not"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Fri Aug 12, 2016 10:28 pm

Re: Cop's extensive internal investigation... Apparently, it's a shootable offense to go walking in the park at dusk.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby PeachesLatour » Fri Aug 19, 2016 7:47 am

Auto_K wrote:
PeachesLatour wrote:I'd explained to the patient that the unguent was topical. Topical. It's not my fault that he mixed it into a pina colada.


This very nearly made me burst out laughing in the middle of the library. :D


Haha, yay, thanks! I think all twabbles should be written with the goal of getting readers kicked out of public places. :)

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Postby seani » Sun Aug 21, 2016 12:06 am

What? Your husband's trapped in the wardrobe and had a heart attack? Should you force the door? Not yet Mrs Schrödinger
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby MementoHero » Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:49 pm

The bedtime story ended after the cursed fox killed the firefly. "Who cursed the fox mommy?"
"Joss Whedon" she replied.
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