Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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DaughterOfChump
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby DaughterOfChump » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:42 pm

The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:11 pm

Would it be possible/fitting to fire whales and flower pots back at them, I wonder, before we disappear up our butt hole?

"The singularity has come, though it takes the form of a black hole fired by an alien superweapon. It was nice knowing you"
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Postby DaughterOfChump » Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:36 pm

I'll have to talk to NASA about that

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Postby crispy_john » Tue Dec 06, 2016 1:47 pm

After the war, the world was cold and barren. “Waste nothing,” I told my daughter as I lay dying. She had not eaten in days.

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Postby TheBigBlueFrog » Tue Dec 13, 2016 5:47 am

People say everyone should keep a diary. I keep, and read, all of their diaries. "Dear diary, today I met the nicest man."

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Dear Diary

Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:58 am

Dear Diary keeper. I'm afraid I've misled you terribly. You've succumbed to a fatal misapprehension. Im NOT a Nice man!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby PxPxo » Sat Dec 24, 2016 7:55 am

The officer eyes my mocha. "No liquids allowed in the air." I blink. My wings bristle involuntarily. God, I hate the TSA.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby seani » Sat Dec 31, 2016 3:02 pm

That skin tag you fiddle with? Sometimes it's the start of a skin zipper. You may be luckier: I'll never get it all back in.

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Who's sorry now?

Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:53 am

I thought it was all tucked away, but when I pulled up on that zipper, something got caught! Not sure who's unluckier now!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby SpareInch » Tue Jan 03, 2017 9:26 am

According to the local people, this singing rock is called, ‘The Boom Box,’ and their Queen created it by a kind of magic.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby jonathan.frana » Sun Jan 15, 2017 4:21 am

I made the first incision, just as instructed. His screaming curtled my blood. I've yet to hear of a worst first autopsy.

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Postby SpareInch » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:28 am

jonathan.frana wrote:I made the first incision, just as instructed. His screaming curtled my blood. I've yet to hear of a worst first autopsy.



Oh I don't know. At least you can be certain of what killed him. ;)
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Sun Jan 15, 2017 1:15 pm

Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Postby DaughterOfChump » Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:21 am

The ambush came in the form of RPGs fired from the rooftops. A copy of the Numenera Core book hit me the face. It was brutal.

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Postby hellena.xantia » Mon Jan 16, 2017 1:27 pm

- You sure you want to go back? All these years’ memories will be lost.
- Not even a déjà vu?..
- Haven’t you already felt it?

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Postby hellena.xantia » Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:44 pm

My first memories were of paper, of tender hands. So were my last, but no hands were kind then, it was fire who caught them.

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Re: The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

Postby jonathan.frana » Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:16 pm

GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!


My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that. :lol:

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Re: The First Time, ain't necessarily the Best!

Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Wed Jan 18, 2017 11:45 pm

jonathan.frana wrote:
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Alive?!??! How?!??! What to do? A severed windpipe assured that His first autopsy would not be disrupted a second time!


My mental image went from a terrified student, to Jeffery Combs with that. :lol:


That's more or less what I was aiming for! :D
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"

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Divided

Postby clucas » Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:08 am

He was divided. Should he try and escape off of the altar,
or had the circular saw already gone in too deep for it to matter?

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Re: Divided

Postby GreatNorthernTroll » Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:16 am

clucas wrote:He was divided. Should he try and escape off of the altar,
or had the circular saw already gone in too deep for it to matter?


There was one thing for certain, though. Whichever choice he made, he'd be at least half right. Or maybe it was half left?
"If wishes were horses, my brains would be trampled"


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