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Hamsterknit · Post by **Hamsterknit** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:11 pm

Her offspring wanted a knitted octopus hat. How was she to know that the darn pattern was coded? All hail the Giant Squid!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 6:20 pm

Welcome aboard, Hamsterknit!

HF605 · Post by **HF605** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:17 am

The bullet was birthed from the barrel of a gun, had its midlife crisis in flight and died an honorable death upon impact.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 6:17 am

HF605 wrote:The bullet was birthed from the barrel of a gun, had its midlife crisis in flight and died an honorable death upon impact.

Hmmm. You're now 2-for-2 with the gunplay twabbles. Is there someone we should call?

Jacket of copper
hollow of point
With your own blood
I thee anoint
You're wounded
I am through
Hope that is
a comfort to you

HF605 · Post by **HF605** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:12 pm

It started as a cop story but 100 characters condensed it. I'll cleanse the pallet soon enough.

HF605 · Post by **HF605** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:52 pm

Blindness never soured ol' Gary. He's always polite. He even tips his hat and says, "Ma'am" as he passes the fish market.

There. No bullets, no guns. Just plain ol' fun and humor.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:14 pm

You're lucky a certain mod's no longer around. She really "appreciates" that kind of humor.

HF605 · Post by **HF605** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:10 pm

As in I'd be booted from the forum?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:20 pm

Nah. Not for one instance of something that minor.

awgifford · Post by **awgifford** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:37 pm

One large soda, one large popcorn. As he sat down alone in the theater, Raymond smiled. He really enjoyed masturdating.

algol · Post by **algol** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:47 pm

Yttermayn wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Yttermayn wrote:As I held my bulging belly she fumed "You should have just used toilet paper; the package even says "Magic Eraser" on it!"

It's funny, I recently posted a toilet twabble. Mine was about tentacles, tendrils or something with an actual toilet.

HF605 · Post by **HF605** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:51 am

Salt crusted domes for eyes. Lips of chapped desert wastelands. Game controller in hand, he wheezes, "one more level."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:45 pm

Every snowflake is unique, never duplicated.

But in a crowd, snowflakes become snowballs.

Snowballs are all the same.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:05 pm

strawman wrote:But in a crowd, snowflakes become snowballs.

Peaceful snowflakes only become snowballs when they are manhandled by some (snow)booted scoundrel. Fight the power!

Sonofpan · Post by **Sonofpan** » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:23 pm

Erik buckled into his own dark, inky blood. Debra's finger crushed the trigger again. She cried over him one final time.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:16 am

Welcome aboard, Sonofpan!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:04 pm

Sonofpan wrote:Erik buckled into his own dark, inky blood. Debra's finger crushed the trigger again. She cried over him one final time.

Women!
Can't live with 'em;
Can't live without 'em.

Betadog · Post by **Betadog** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:45 am

Too Curious
He found the bones while hunting madly for escape. A lot of bones.
There had been other Georges before him. Many Georges.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:02 pm

"I'm Enery the VIIIth I am"
If anyone wasn't curious, it was Enery.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:15 am

Fetus.
Newborn.
Infant.
Toddler.
Child.
Youth.
Adult.
Mid-Life.
Senior.
Retiree.
Gramps.
Old Fart.
Dearly Beloved.

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