Bo never liked those context sensitive ad banners, especially when they began to offer him discount funeral services.
(Note to StalinSays: Nothing personal, it's just that Bo made my character count work out...)

Ya, I guess so, that's Lithium for ya.tbaker2500 wrote:I think you've been slowly rolling back into the writing very successfully, just not at the manic(:-)) pace of earlier.
Go Go Team PAINGUIN!
Give 'em the Bird!
Cocking his gun and grinning menacingly, the serial killer gazed down at his grandma and her neighbor. "Family first."ROU Killing Time wrote:I don't feel bad that my output has been low lately. What I'm doing now is very satisfying. Family first, and all that.
OH, that's just WRONG!!!The PMS Avenger wrote:Cocking his gun and grinning menacingly, the serial killer gazed down at his grandma and her neighbor. "Family first."ROU Killing Time wrote:I don't feel bad that my output has been low lately. What I'm doing now is very satisfying. Family first, and all that.
Ah, some more good twabbles Avenger. This one reminds me of a few of mine from Thanksgiving...The PMS Avenger wrote: Cocking his gun and grinning menacingly, the serial killer gazed down at his grandma and her neighbor. "Family first."
(Then ASID wrote: Aunt Bernice had added a torture bonus, too. She's such a hoot!)TheJebi wrote: FUN WITH THE FAMILY:
"So, you found a job yet?" asked Uncle Joe maliciously.
If he only knew that I just accepted a contract with his name on it.
TheJebi wrote: ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE:
I showed Aunt Bernice the fruits of my labor. A smile cracked her face as she said, "Oh my, I hope he didn't suffer much..."
Bonus Points for referencing "Dark Star."TheJebi wrote:Hmm, the bit about, "Let there be light" in the "bronzing" twabble inspired me to look up the exact wording from the end of one of my favorite movies. (I edited out the other character's dialogue.) Whenever I hear or see the words "Let there be light" I always think of this scene. I tried to condense this to a twabble, but could not make it work...
10 twabble points to whoever can tell me what movie this is from.
"False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore. I shall refuse to perceive you.
The only thing which exists is myself.
In the beginning there was darkness, and the darkness was without form and void. And in
addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness.
And I saw that I was alone.
Let there be light."
So, what can I spend 10 twabble points on?TheJebi wrote:10 twabble points go to ROU for the correct answer. Yes, Darkstar is a freakin' classic. I dig the 70's beards, and how it's a comedic version of Alien.
And now a twabble...
I know I am the only thing that really exists, you folks are all just false data.
So I created false data?! ERROR! ERROR! E-
Well played, dyslexic padawan, well played...TheJebi wrote:10 twabble points unfortunately gets you nothing, but 1,000 points will buy you a wonderfu-
Yeah, I see what you mean about the abrupt ending, this might help.
I know I am the only thing that really exists, you folks are just false data.
I created false data?! ERROR! ERRO- (Kaboom)
swamp wrote:.
Papa had waited over 2 years for this. Now on New Year's Eve, under the light of a blue moon, the were-smurfs would emerge.
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Darn, and here I thought "Context Insensitivy" had a chance of being a weekly winner, and swamp comes along and harshes my buzz with a twabble that I have to vote for as this weeks winner. (Not that my vote counts...)swamp wrote:.
Papa had waited over 2 years for this. Now on New Year's Eve, under the light of a blue moon, the were-smurfs would emerge.
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