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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:20 am

Jake played a killer in cop training simulations.
So it was tragic when a murder witness gave Jake's address by mistake.

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:22 am

“Hey champ, you want to toss the pigskin around?” dad asked me.
“I guess,” I said with a frown.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:30 am

Chuckle.

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Post by SgtCrispy » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:45 pm

Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.

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Post by SgtCrispy » Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:46 pm

SgtCrispy wrote:Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.
I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck. :?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:03 pm

SgtCrispy wrote:
SgtCrispy wrote:Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.
I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck. :?
Mr.ASID's twabble sizer says it's 100 characters.

Pass me some trans-fats please.
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Post by strawman » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:28 pm

Reminds me of some New Yorker cartoons. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones where the cartoon shows you looking through The New Yorker, and the caption is "WTF".
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 01, 2010 2:43 am

SgtCrispy wrote:
SgtCrispy wrote:Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.
I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck. :?
"Vendor" is mispellerized and it takes a few seconds of pondering, but it doesn't suck.
They're outlawing salt right now, so maybe the kid's buying a pretzel too? :)

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 01, 2010 2:48 am

First they outlawed fat; then they outlawed salt. Then by banning beer and sunburns, western men were fully forbidden.

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Post by alex » Sat May 01, 2010 11:24 am

When the professor started visiting parallel worlds he didn't anticipate having to kiss 276 kids good night every day.

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Post by alex » Sat May 01, 2010 11:45 am

After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat May 01, 2010 3:30 pm

alex wrote:After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
:lol:
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Post by F5iver » Sat May 01, 2010 3:59 pm

alex wrote:After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
Apparently the Great Designer was stuck in the eighties.

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Post by nevermore_66 » Sat May 01, 2010 4:09 pm

THE LIVING APOCALYPSE
Venereal. 100% lethal. Palpitation. Pain. The tyrannous sex drive. It spreads through the zombie kingdom. They moan.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat May 01, 2010 4:16 pm

F5iver wrote:
alex wrote:After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
Apparently the Great Designer was stuck in the eighties.
If this is true that means the music of the spheres is actually Duran Duran.

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Post by strawman » Sat May 01, 2010 4:19 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity... ;-)
Not to mention Intelligent Design. Mauve, with tiny flowers? What was she thinking?
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Post by F5iver » Sat May 01, 2010 4:22 pm

strawman wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity... ;-)
Not to mention Intelligent Design. Mauve, with tiny flowers? What was she thinking?
Wait a minute...

Does this mean that Christopher Lowell is G-G-G-God? Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Sat May 01, 2010 5:34 pm

“Bread?”
“Gone.”
“Fruit?” asked Ted
“Nada,” said Ned.
A silence coated the island.
“Joe dead?”
“Almost, Ted. Almost.”


(Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?)

(Edit: Blue'd up my text.)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat May 01, 2010 5:50 pm

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?
It's not a requirement but it does make it easier for readers and judge(s).

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat May 01, 2010 5:58 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?
It's not a requirement but it does make it easier for readers and judge(s).
IIRC Mr.Tweedy ruled that they should at a minimum be in Bold text to distinguish them clearly from comments. As far as color goes, various twabblers have their own personal style there.
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