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[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Jake played a killer in cop training simulations.
So it was tragic when a murder witness gave Jake's address by mistake.

[Travelin Corpse Feet]

“Hey champ, you want to toss the pigskin around?” dad asked me.
“I guess,” I said with a frown.
Wish we had a real football.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Chuckle.

[SgtCrispy]

Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.

[SgtCrispy]

Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.

I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck.

[ROU Killing Time]

Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.

I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck.

Mr.ASID's twabble sizer says it's 100 characters.

Pass me some trans-fats please.

[strawman]

Reminds me of some New Yorker cartoons. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones where the cartoon shows you looking through The New Yorker, and the caption is "WTF".

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.

I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck.

"Vendor" is mispellerized and it takes a few seconds of pondering, but it doesn't suck.
They're outlawing salt right now, so maybe the kid's buying a pretzel too?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

First they outlawed fat; then they outlawed salt. Then by banning beer and sunburns, western men were fully forbidden.

[alex]

When the professor started visiting parallel worlds he didn't anticipate having to kiss 276 kids good night every day.

[alex]

After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.

[tbaker2500]

After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.

[F5iver]

After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.

Apparently the Great Designer was stuck in the eighties.

[nevermore_66]

THE LIVING APOCALYPSE
Venereal. 100% lethal. Palpitation. Pain. The tyrannous sex drive. It spreads through the zombie kingdom. They moan.

[ROU Killing Time]

After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.

Apparently the Great Designer was stuck in the eighties.

If this is true that means the music of the spheres is actually Duran Duran.

Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity...

[strawman]

Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity...

Not to mention Intelligent Design. Mauve, with tiny flowers? What was she thinking?

[F5iver]

Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity...

Not to mention Intelligent Design. Mauve, with tiny flowers? What was she thinking?

Wait a minute...

Does this mean that Christopher Lowell is G-G-G-God? Nooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Travelin Corpse Feet]

“Bread?”
“Gone.”
“Fruit?” asked Ted
“Nada,” said Ned.
A silence coated the island.
“Joe dead?”
“Almost, Ted. Almost.”

(Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?)

(Edit: Blue'd up my text.)

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?

It's not a requirement but it does make it easier for readers and judge(s).

[ROU Killing Time]

Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?

It's not a requirement but it does make it easier for readers and judge(s).

IIRC Mr.Tweedy ruled that they should at a minimum be in Bold text to distinguish them clearly from comments. As far as color goes, various twabblers have their own personal style there.