Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Jake played a killer in cop training simulations.
So it was tragic when a murder witness gave Jake's address by mistake.
So it was tragic when a murder witness gave Jake's address by mistake.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
“Hey champ, you want to toss the pigskin around?” dad asked me.
“I guess,” I said with a frown.
Wish we had a real football.
“I guess,” I said with a frown.
Wish we had a real football.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck.SgtCrispy wrote:Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Mr.ASID's twabble sizer says it's 100 characters.SgtCrispy wrote:I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck.SgtCrispy wrote:Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.
Pass me some trans-fats please.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Reminds me of some New Yorker cartoons. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones where the cartoon shows you looking through The New Yorker, and the caption is "WTF".
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
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"Vendor" is mispellerized and it takes a few seconds of pondering, but it doesn't suck.SgtCrispy wrote:I hope I got the count right. And that it doesn't suck.SgtCrispy wrote:Please stop!! Don't do it!! Screamed the man. Life is worth it!! The kid and the hotdog vender just gave him a blank stare.
They're outlawing salt right now, so maybe the kid's buying a pretzel too?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
First they outlawed fat; then they outlawed salt. Then by banning beer and sunburns, western men were fully forbidden.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
When the professor started visiting parallel worlds he didn't anticipate having to kiss 276 kids good night every day.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
alex wrote:After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Apparently the Great Designer was stuck in the eighties.alex wrote:After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
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THE LIVING APOCALYPSE
Venereal. 100% lethal. Palpitation. Pain. The tyrannous sex drive. It spreads through the zombie kingdom. They moan.
Venereal. 100% lethal. Palpitation. Pain. The tyrannous sex drive. It spreads through the zombie kingdom. They moan.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
If this is true that means the music of the spheres is actually Duran Duran.F5iver wrote:Apparently the Great Designer was stuck in the eighties.alex wrote:After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity...

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Not to mention Intelligent Design. Mauve, with tiny flowers? What was she thinking?ROU Killing Time wrote:Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity...
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Wait a minute...strawman wrote:Not to mention Intelligent Design. Mauve, with tiny flowers? What was she thinking?ROU Killing Time wrote:Just shoot me now, I think you've dis-proven the existence of a merciful deity...
Does this mean that Christopher Lowell is G-G-G-God? Nooooooooooooooooo!!!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
“Bread?”
“Gone.”
“Fruit?” asked Ted
“Nada,” said Ned.
A silence coated the island.
“Joe dead?”
“Almost, Ted. Almost.”
(Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?)
(Edit: Blue'd up my text.)
“Gone.”
“Fruit?” asked Ted
“Nada,” said Ned.
A silence coated the island.
“Joe dead?”
“Almost, Ted. Almost.”
(Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?)
(Edit: Blue'd up my text.)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
It's not a requirement but it does make it easier for readers and judge(s).Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
IIRC Mr.Tweedy ruled that they should at a minimum be in Bold text to distinguish them clearly from comments. As far as color goes, various twabblers have their own personal style there.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:It's not a requirement but it does make it easier for readers and judge(s).Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:Should I be putting these up in blue text, or is that just personal preference?
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