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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat May 01, 2010 6:01 pm

alex wrote:After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
This would be even better if you has used Mauve as your font color.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by alex » Sat May 01, 2010 6:07 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:This would be even better if you has used Mauve as your font color.
True... But not legible...
After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat May 01, 2010 7:00 pm

alex wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:This would be even better if you has used Mauve as your font color.
True... But not legible...
After years of meditating he finally saw the pattern behind it all. Behind everything. It was mauve. With tiny flowers.
Sure it is, you just have to meditate for years, then figure out you have to highlight the text. Then it all becomes crystal clear.

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Jurassic Parking

Post by dreamrock » Sun May 02, 2010 1:11 am

Will the owner of a grey time machine come to the lobby? Your time dilator is running and dinosaurs are in the parking lot.
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Post by F5iver » Sun May 02, 2010 11:42 am

dreamrock wrote:Will the owner of a grey time machine come to the lobby? Your time dilator is running and dinosaurs are in the parking lot.
Heart heart heart!

In my heart, you have won this week. This is grand. :P

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Post by Domition » Sun May 02, 2010 3:53 pm

More water had passed under the bridge than a small family of troll corpse beavers could dam; but they never quit trying.
All the answers lay in her cold, dead fist. No one thought to look there before the burial.

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Re: Jurassic Parking

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun May 02, 2010 4:00 pm

F5iver wrote:
dreamrock wrote:Will the owner of a grey time machine come to the lobby? Your time dilator is running and dinosaurs are in the parking lot.
Heart heart heart!

In my heart, you have won this week. This is grand. :P
He had you at "dinosaurs" didn't he?
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Re: Jurassic Parking

Post by dreamrock » Sun May 02, 2010 6:02 pm

F5iver wrote:Heart heart heart!

In my heart, you have won this week. This is grand. :P
:D Thanks.
ROU Killing Time wrote: He had you at "dinosaurs" didn't he?
:lol: I love dinosaurs. Though not enough to claim I was born in the wrong era. Don't feel like being a dino snack.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun May 02, 2010 6:32 pm

Domition wrote:Shop Until You Drop:
“Freeze” said the mall cop as 3 mega goats grazed past the food court. “They have poor vision but can smell a bargain a mile away.”
Welcome to the forums, Domition.

Very strange first post. Kudos.
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Re: Jurassic Parking

Post by F5iver » Sun May 02, 2010 7:15 pm

dreamrock wrote:
F5iver wrote:Heart heart heart!

In my heart, you have won this week. This is grand. :P
:D Thanks.
ROU Killing Time wrote: He had you at "dinosaurs" didn't he?
:lol: I love dinosaurs. Though not enough to claim I was born in the wrong era. Don't feel like being a dino snack.
I have been obsessed with dinosaurs for pretty much my whole life. I even got a drabble played on the 'Cast about a recurring dream I had playing hide and seek with t-rex.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun May 02, 2010 8:54 pm

I remember- it was a very good one. Nominated for a people's choice, as I recall.
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Post by nevermore_66 » Mon May 03, 2010 7:46 pm

An aeon from now, they'll come in with cameras, find me mummified, hugging my television, waiting for Reality TV to die.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Domition » Tue May 04, 2010 2:05 am

nevermore_66 wrote:An aeon from now, they'll come in with cameras, find me mummified, hugging my television, waiting for Reality TV to die.
Nice, there are several good text books out there on the subject of self-mummification. Watch out for the bad ones, though.
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Post by Domition » Tue May 04, 2010 2:07 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Domition wrote:Shop Until You Drop:
“Freeze” said the mall cop as 3 mega goats grazed past the food court. “They have poor vision but can smell a bargain a mile away.”
Welcome to the forums, Domition.

Very strange first post. Kudos.
Hey thanks, too bad its only 100 characters if you don't count the punctuation. I'm using the sizing tool from now on
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Post by ejbman » Tue May 04, 2010 4:51 am

My hometown paper reads: "Increasing Suicides a Mystery". But you and I both know that suicide hotlines can be spoofed.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 04, 2010 5:07 am

ejbman wrote:My hometown paper reads: "Increasing Suicides a Mystery". But you and I both know that suicide hotlines can be spoofed.
Welcome aboard!

Mystery solved:
The front page read: "Increasing Suicides a Mystery".
But the business section said, "President Pledges Aid to Town."

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Post by ejbman » Tue May 04, 2010 5:50 am

Ha ha! Well done, ASiD.
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Post by jannypie » Tue May 04, 2010 6:27 am

Captain's Log, Stardate 050410: Still awake. Attempt at defensive bedtime: foiled. The Insomnians control our ship.
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Post by nevermore_66 » Tue May 04, 2010 7:41 am

jannypie wrote:Captain's Log, Stardate 050410: Still awake. Attempt at defensive bedtime: foiled. The Insomnians control our ship.
Those Insomnians are a sneaky bunch. They took over my ship last night, with a well placed late night coffee.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by alex » Tue May 04, 2010 7:43 am

Reading the words "anthropomorphic butterfly" the pope regretted commissioning a scientific revision of the bible.

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