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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tobias » Sat May 29, 2010 2:49 pm

It Snatched Attacking Aliens Out Of The Sky Like Frisbees
Ha! My Rewiring Of Their Shrink Ray Weapon Worked
Good Boy Spot




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Post by LizPennies » Sat May 29, 2010 3:33 pm

I whisper troubles to my Mayan worry dolls. They will carry them away while I sleep. I wake to their whispering plots how.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.

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Post by tobias » Sat May 29, 2010 8:47 pm

Gunny Sargent Williams Pulls The Pin On His Grenade
Tosses It Towards The Enemy
& Bits Of Mutated Monkey Meat Fill The Air



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Post by tobias » Sun May 30, 2010 1:58 am

Waiting in line for my prescription...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Ok, enough is enough!
I break out my evil destructor ray.




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Post by tobias » Sun May 30, 2010 4:10 am

I gazed at the irradiated landscape
stared at some of the more gruesome piles of glop
Why do I have to clean the microwave?





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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun May 30, 2010 3:37 pm

tobias wrote:I gazed at the irradiated landscape
stared at some of the more gruesome piles of glop
Why do I have to clean the microwave?
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Post by strawman » Sun May 30, 2010 6:46 pm

tobias wrote:Waiting in line for my prescription...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Ok, enough is enough!
I break out my evil destructor ray.




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I want!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by LizPennies » Sun May 30, 2010 7:45 pm

tobias wrote:Waiting in line for my prescription...
Waiting...
Waiting...
Ok, enough is enough!
I break out my evil destructor ray.




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I'm guessing it wasn't penicillin you were waiting on.
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Post by LizPennies » Sun May 30, 2010 7:46 pm

Wished for most powerful weapon in all of creation. A pen appeared in his hand. He frowned. He didn't know how to wield it.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.

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Post by strawman » Sun May 30, 2010 9:34 pm

LizPennies wrote:Wished for most powerful weapon in all of creation. A pen appeared in his hand. He frowned. He didn't know how to wield it.
His parries and thrusts were easily countered. How he wished he had paid more attention in his penmanship class.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 31, 2010 2:42 am

LizPennies wrote:Wished for most powerful weapon in all of creation. A pen appeared in his hand. He frowned. He didn't know how to wield it.
Nice! :)

He stabbed their cheeks
Threw ink in their eye
Still the invaders
Refused to just die
We can't read, they said
You're dead

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Post by tobias » Mon May 31, 2010 5:19 am

With a word his foes were wounded
A pass of his fingers and he set them aflame
The DARKLORD was pleased
Best Blog Entry Ever



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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon May 31, 2010 5:40 am


A pen ain't nuthin
without a printing press.
Write a great thesis?
about the coming crisis?
Nail it to some door, I guess.

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Post by LizPennies » Mon May 31, 2010 5:46 pm

Hated birds. Decided to face her fear. As they pecked at her dying flesh she thought, "I should have listened to Alfred."
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Post by tobias » Mon May 31, 2010 9:52 pm

I looked down at my severed arm in disbelief.
I toppled & reflected that my wife would say,
"I told him to read the manual."




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Post by munsi » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:02 am

The day eventually came when I looked in the mirror and saw my fathers face staring back at me. Avenge me, he whispered...

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Post by nevermore_66 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:12 pm

THE TACTILE MIND READER
Runic rhymes in the mortal clay, on happy howling nights by pregnant moonlight, as I finger-fondle secrets in the gray.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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The Wolf gets his.

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Riding hood's Grandma was awful, her skin was jerky.
Good thing pigs open doors for milk & cookies.
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And I sing too loudly, too

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:42 am

I love my sis in law.
Here comes Bride.
We'd really hoped she'd died.
Let's get this over with
and then we'll all get fried.


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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:48 am

ShadowCastAudio wrote:Riding hood's Grandma was awful, her skin was jerky.
Good thing pigs open doors for milk & cookies.
Belated welcome aboard!

But, Die Länge Nazi says: "'Twabbles' are *exactly* 100 characters, not counting spaces.
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