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The Wolf Gets his . . . again

Post by ShadowCastAudio » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:20 am

I'll try again,

Riding hood's Grandma was a let down, her skin was like jerky.
But the wolf remembered pigs open doors for milk & cookies.



Thank you Algernon and thanks for the advice, I was counting the spaces
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Re: The Wolf Gets his . . . again

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:38 am

You're welcome; the twabble seems clearer,and I neither confirm nor deny any relationship to Nazis.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:43 am

munsi wrote:The day eventually came when I looked in the mirror and saw my fathers face staring back at me. Avenge me, he whispered...
This ain't half bad. But, one wonders how many fathers you have. :wink:

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by LizPennies » Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:16 am

nevermore_66 wrote:THE TACTILE MIND READER
Runic rhymes in the mortal clay, on happy howling nights by pregnant moonlight, as I finger-fondle secrets in the gray.

well... I guess you can't read without a brain?
I REALLY like this one, & that's a hard secret to keep.
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Post by munsi » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:26 pm

There are two ways of dealing with the fact that some things in life will always remain uncertain. One way is to accept it.

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Wed Jun 02, 2010 4:59 pm

"Mr. Hobb is dead!" she cried.
We gasped.
"No I'm not!" said Mr. Hobb.
She drew a gun, and fired.
"You're always arguing!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:19 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
LizPennies wrote:"Anyone ever tell you, you look like an angel?" He dropped his line. She frowned. "If you saw one, you would know better."
You fooled me with your kisses
You cheated and you schemed
Heaven knows how you lied to me
You're not the way you seemed

BTW, according to the bible, no angels are female (says a lot don't it ;) ). Note that one dubious passage in Zechariah talks about 2 women with "wings like a stork" but most scholars regard these women as agents of evil because storks were unclean animals. Plus the TRUE angel in that scene was referred to as such.
This reminds me of my thoughts regarding venture capital angel investors.

One should never forget that Lucifer was an angel too. (Can I get away with a :twisted: here? )
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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:03 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:One should never forget that Lucifer was an angel too. (Can I get away with a :twisted: here? )
Tobias has on every post! :-) It apparently is a rule just for ASID.

FYI Tobias, some flame wars a while back caused a moderator ruling. With regards to other posters, if your comments require an :twisted: , then don't post it. :-) It was the great metaphysical ruling of the year! In case you're wondering, strawman is the moderator in chief here. If you piss him off, he'll bring out Miss Grimsley!
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Post by strawman » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:09 am

Correction: The ruling was that if you need to post Twisted Evil, you should make a paypal sin offering to remit your guilt. If you can't help sinning, you can enrich the righteous with a sin tax.
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Best, worst-case ever

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:35 am

Citizens rejoice!
A roiling, alligator-filled wall of flame leveled Louisiana. Thus, our masters orgasmed to death.


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Post by LizPennies » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:47 pm

Woke to snickers of his frat house brothers; scissors in left hand, hair in right. Embarrassed, Samson blamed Delilah.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:01 pm

Little known fact: "Delilah" (TM) was the best-selling import beer from the fertile crescent.

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Post by tobias » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:48 am

As I sat there trying to get a stringy bit of meat out of my teeth
I realized that dad was right.
The beast will have it's day.





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Post by Ranger Yoda » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:47 am

Desire, lust, ecstasy, euphoria then shame just before the stink and stain. Why must I be the incontinent vampire.



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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Ranger Yoda » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:02 am

The gift she gave me in her last moments of life, the memory is, was so perfect; ah that whimper warms deeply warms my soul.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:07 am

Ranger Yoda wrote:Desire, lust, ecstasy, euphoria then shame just before the stink and stain. Why must I be the incontinent vampire.
It Depends®? :wink:

Good opening twitfic. But a reminder that twabbles are exactly 100 characters -- counting punctuation but not spaces.

Welcome aboard!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Ranger Yoda » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:18 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Ranger Yoda wrote:Desire, lust, ecstasy, euphoria then shame just before the stink and stain. Why must I be the incontinent vampire.
It Depends®? :wink:

Good opening twitfic. But a reminder that twabbles are exactly 100 characters -- counting punctuation but not spaces.

Welcome aboard!
Here is the rewrite.....thank you very much for the direction and the welcome

Desire, lust, ecstasy, euphoria then shame just before the stink and stain. Why must I, me, be the incontinent vampire.

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Post by Ranger Yoda » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:26 am

Just realized my dog has me better trained then he is. It sucks being pimped out by a fixed pound puppy. Damn tiny bastard.

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Post by Ranger Yoda » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:43 am

Yes, I found it but it doesn’t make it any less, important. What are you saying? What fresh body parts did you find idiots?

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For Looks Only

Post by corydodt » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:50 am

My GM cat's feathers felt so authentic. But only he was surprised, when he failed to get airborne. Sneaky GM smartcrows.

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