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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:07 am
by Ranger Yoda
As of late the fragrance I told you about coming from the neighbor’s garage seems as if to say “Tio Eddie is in the freezer”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:14 am
by Ranger Yoda
A Mongolian Death Worm Hoodie! Where did you say you got it? Why not bastard! Maybe I misunderstood, might be the syntax.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:43 pm
by TheJebi
I stumbled back into the domain of the weirdos, and survailed my suroundings. Much had changed, and yet all was the same.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:53 pm
by dreamrock
:lol: 'Tis an auspicious return. Welcome back!

He Who Smelt It

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:30 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
"The most precious possession that ever comes to a man is a woman's heart."
Betsy fanned the air. "Oops, I misheard you."


Why It's Important To Enunciate When Giving Orders

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:19 am
by TheJebi
The huntsman gave a box to the queen. Eagerly she opened it, wrinkling her nose at the stench.

"This... is not her heart."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:34 pm
by Phenopath
The fantasist lived with his mother and liked Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast. Every day he rode the centipede to work.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:15 pm
by nowicki1283
The Bob Triology:



Bob the narcissist stared at his new neural reprogrammer with reverence. Now they would all know the glory of being Bob!


The all-against-all-out war of the Bobs was at an end. The only survivor stood victorious atop the rotting pile of Bobs.


Alas he was lonely; in the end tending the cloning vats was his only joy. History runs in cycles or so say the Bobstorians.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:07 pm
by strawman
nowicki, I salute you.

So many people fantacize: 'Harmony would come if everyone were me.'

They never consider that the 'glory of being Bob' is no glory in a world packed with Bobs. The only solution: They must die.

Ah, but what then about the narcssism? He must follow his bliss: Bobs.

A brilliant triple play. Perhaps Norm would do us the honor...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:52 am
by Travelin Corpse Feet
"Yellow dye?"
"Check."
"Black dye?"
"Check."
"Pollen?"
"Check."
The man nodded.
"Gentlemen, it’s time for Plan Bee."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:02 am
by strawman
BoohiZZZ

A Farmer Only Gets So Lonesome

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 8:19 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

But if I should lose your love, dear,
I don't know what I'd do.
Guess I'd muddle through,
until I find another ewe.
Ewe two.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:05 pm
by strawman
Ode to Dolly, by Bono.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:34 pm
by nowicki1283
Thank you Strawman! it's been a while since I have put out a twitfic with a message; glad it was noted and enjoyed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:49 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Ditto that.

Jim beat Bob? (Or who's "Jack"?)

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:54 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Jim's virus was a success; everyone was transmuted to his clones; the world would be perfect!
"Uh? Where are the girls?"


Luchador and Order

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:25 am
by pseudojew
Replacing the police force with luchador wrestlers made robbing banks twice as entertaining.

Yellow Propellent

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:52 pm
by Undervoice
The Pug missed the hydrant as he lifts off the ground.
"It's raining like dogs and men"
the cat mused as she reset gravity.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:34 pm
by tbaker2500
Welcome to the forums, pseudojew and Undervoice!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:31 pm
by LizPennies
"Fine, which came first then, the chicken or the egg?" He thought for a second, "Either way, my answer is still protein."