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[Travelin Corpse Feet]

Okay, I had a weird suspicion about something just minutes ago and had to check. This isn't mine. Rather it's two lines, from a song* I like, that just happen to total up to 100 characters.

"Christina the Astonishing was the most astonishing one of all.
She'd pray balanced on a hurdle, or curled up into a ball."

*( 2 points to anyone else who knows it. If you have to look it up, you only get 1 potrzebie)

[strawman]

You have heard the exhortation, "Don't forget to stop and smell the flowers", and taken it to heart; so much that when you now hear lame lyrics your first reaction is not "lame lyrics", but "Hey! That's 100 characters!"
Related: Anyone noticed that some people just have an uncanny knack for 4 leaf clovers?

[CLP]

Existing. Nonexistent. Living. Dead. Yes. No. Do. Do not. Follow. Resist. Existing 0 1 Dead 1 No Do 0 Follow 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

All the intrigues of Earth -- the wars, famines and schemes -- mattered not one wit to the universe.
No, the soaps were on.

[Undervoice]

Of all planets in the galaxy no other race designed single plane unfueled mobility. Famous off planet,
I
sell
bicycles.


Thanks for the welcome. ~undervoice~

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Of all planets in the galaxy no other race designed single plane unfueled mobility. Famous off planet,
I
sell
bicycles.

Thanks for the welcome. ~undervoice~

Yeah welcome, but there's been a diplomatic incident! ...

"Damn bike's faulty!"

"You mean the 'Single-Plane, Unfueled Mobility' unit?"

'Yes, if it's 1 plane, how can it steer?"

[strawman]

Ze plane turns left and right, mon vieux, non?

Unless, of course, there are Snakes on the Plane, in which case the plane can also go down.

[Undervoice]

=In front of the orangutang=

A plain plane was plainly a pain to plane the plane's window panes on two planes. Meanwhile, the plane ate the plantains.

i'm too much of a noob for the comments,
geesh. 'plane' is also a genus of crab

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Ze plane turns left and right, mon vieux, non?

Unless, of course, there are Snakes on the Plane, in which case the plane can also go down.

Non, ma gerbille!

Ze front plane must break the back plane, or from turning you will abstain.
If Physics you disdain; that's plain insane.

[strawman]

I don't understand, ma petite chouchou. Where then does the rain in Spain mainly stay?

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

The rain can't mainly stay anywhere, otherwise that place would be miles underwater (See Kirchhoff's Laws).
Naw, such rain flows into the sewers -- which carry it to France and the Evian bottling facility.
Drink up!

[nevermore_66]

Had a run-in with Dora the Explorer in Calcutta. Only one of us made it out alive. Boots still at large. Swiper owes me big.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Clark gasped as his whole life flashed before his eyes. "That's it," he thought. "Myspace and Google have gone too far."

[nevermore_66]

Application Process
“Allergic to shell fish?” “Is that relevant to my enlightenment?” “At the cult of R’lyeh, it makes all the difference.”

[munsi]

They found me hours later, catatonic, face frozen in unspoken horror, still at the table, my bowl of Cthul-Ohs uneaten.

[strawman]

They found me hours later, catatonic, face frozen in unspoken horror, still at the table, my bowl of Cthul-Ohs uneaten.

This is very good, but 4 subclauses makes for a little choppiness.

[tbaker2500]

This is very good, but 4 subclauses makes for a little choppiness.

It makes a diversified christmas, though.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Jim gasped and his whole life flashed before his eyes. It was onscreen for all to see. Myspace and Google had gone too far.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

Little Red heard barking and ran to Grandma's home. She found Nana vacuuming the rug, while the wolf cowered in a corner.

[robertmarkbram]

I survived the crunch; mass compressed, energy conserved, and as I walked among giants through a hole there came a bang.