Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Okay, I had a weird suspicion about something just minutes ago and had to check. This isn't mine. Rather it's two lines, from a song* I like, that just happen to total up to 100 characters.
"Christina the Astonishing was the most astonishing one of all.
She'd pray balanced on a hurdle, or curled up into a ball."
*( 2 points to anyone else who knows it. If you have to look it up, you only get 1 potrzebie)
"Christina the Astonishing was the most astonishing one of all.
She'd pray balanced on a hurdle, or curled up into a ball."
*( 2 points to anyone else who knows it. If you have to look it up, you only get 1 potrzebie)

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You have heard the exhortation, "Don't forget to stop and smell the flowers", and taken it to heart; so much that when you now hear lame lyrics your first reaction is not "lame lyrics", but "Hey! That's 100 characters!"
Related: Anyone noticed that some people just have an uncanny knack for 4 leaf clovers?
Related: Anyone noticed that some people just have an uncanny knack for 4 leaf clovers?
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All the intrigues of Earth -- the wars, famines and schemes -- mattered not one wit to the universe.
No, the soaps were on.
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Thanks for the welcome. ~undervoice~
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Yeah welcome, but there's been a diplomatic incident! ...Undervoice wrote:Of all planets in the galaxy no other race designed single plane unfueled mobility. Famous off planet,
I
sell
bicycles.
Thanks for the welcome. ~undervoice~
"Damn bike's faulty!"
"You mean the 'Single-Plane, Unfueled Mobility' unit?"
'Yes, if it's 1 plane, how can it steer?"
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ze plane turns left and right, mon vieux, non?
Unless, of course, there are Snakes on the Plane, in which case the plane can also go down.
Unless, of course, there are Snakes on the Plane, in which case the plane can also go down.
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plainly
=In front of the orangutang=
A plain plane was plainly a pain to plane the plane's window panes on two planes. Meanwhile, the plane ate the plantains.
i'm too much of a noob for the comments,
geesh. 'plane' is also a genus of crab
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Non, ma gerbille!strawman wrote:Ze plane turns left and right, mon vieux, non?
Unless, of course, there are Snakes on the Plane, in which case the plane can also go down.
Ze front plane must break the back plane, or from turning you will abstain.
If Physics you disdain; that's plain insane.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I don't understand, ma petite chouchou. Where then does the rain in Spain mainly stay?
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The rain can't mainly stay anywhere, otherwise that place would be miles underwater (See Kirchhoff's Laws).
Naw, such rain flows into the sewers -- which carry it to France and the Evian bottling facility.
Drink up!
Naw, such rain flows into the sewers -- which carry it to France and the Evian bottling facility.
Drink up!

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Application Process
“Allergic to shell fish?” “Is that relevant to my enlightenment?” “At the cult of R’lyeh, it makes all the difference.”
“Allergic to shell fish?” “Is that relevant to my enlightenment?” “At the cult of R’lyeh, it makes all the difference.”
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Strangeness in the Proportion
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Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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They found me hours later, catatonic, face frozen in unspoken horror, still at the table, my bowl of Cthul-Ohs uneaten.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
This is very good, but 4 subclauses makes for a little choppiness.munsi wrote:They found me hours later, catatonic, face frozen in unspoken horror, still at the table, my bowl of Cthul-Ohs uneaten.
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It makes a diversified christmas, though.strawman wrote:This is very good, but 4 subclauses makes for a little choppiness.
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