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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:54 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Okay, I had a weird suspicion about something just minutes ago and had to check. This isn't mine. Rather it's two lines, from a song* I like, that just happen to total up to 100 characters.

"Christina the Astonishing was the most astonishing one of all.
She'd pray balanced on a hurdle, or curled up into a ball."

*( 2 points to anyone else who knows it. If you have to look it up, you only get 1 potrzebie)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:06 pm
by strawman
You have heard the exhortation, "Don't forget to stop and smell the flowers", and taken it to heart; so much that when you now hear lame lyrics your first reaction is not "lame lyrics", but "Hey! That's 100 characters!"
Related: Anyone noticed that some people just have an uncanny knack for 4 leaf clovers?

Binary

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:33 pm
by CLP
Existing. Nonexistent. Living. Dead. Yes. No. Do. Do not. Follow. Resist. Existing 0 1 Dead 1 No Do 0 Follow 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1 0

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:51 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
All the intrigues of Earth -- the wars, famines and schemes -- mattered not one wit to the universe.
No, the soaps were on.


The Ambassador of Earth

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:06 pm
by Undervoice
Of all planets in the galaxy no other race designed single plane unfueled mobility. Famous off planet,
I
sell
bicycles.



Thanks for the welcome. ~undervoice~

Re: The Ambassador of Earth

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:24 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Undervoice wrote:Of all planets in the galaxy no other race designed single plane unfueled mobility. Famous off planet,
I
sell
bicycles.


Thanks for the welcome. ~undervoice~
Yeah welcome, but there's been a diplomatic incident! ...

"Damn bike's faulty!"

"You mean the 'Single-Plane, Unfueled Mobility' unit?"

'Yes, if it's 1 plane, how can it steer?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:20 pm
by strawman
Ze plane turns left and right, mon vieux, non?

Unless, of course, there are Snakes on the Plane, in which case the plane can also go down.

plainly

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:46 pm
by Undervoice

=In front of the orangutang=

A plain plane was plainly a pain to plane the plane's window panes on two planes. Meanwhile, the plane ate the plantains.


i'm too much of a noob for the comments,
geesh. 'plane' is also a genus of crab

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:46 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:Ze plane turns left and right, mon vieux, non?

Unless, of course, there are Snakes on the Plane, in which case the plane can also go down.
Non, ma gerbille!

Ze front plane must break the back plane, or from turning you will abstain.
If Physics you disdain; that's plain insane.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:03 pm
by strawman
I don't understand, ma petite chouchou. Where then does the rain in Spain mainly stay?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:55 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The rain can't mainly stay anywhere, otherwise that place would be miles underwater (See Kirchhoff's Laws).
Naw, such rain flows into the sewers -- which carry it to France and the Evian bottling facility.
Drink up! ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:21 pm
by nevermore_66
Had a run-in with Dora the Explorer in Calcutta. Only one of us made it out alive. Boots still at large. Swiper owes me big.

Digital Demise

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:35 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

Clark gasped as his whole life flashed before his eyes. "That's it," he thought. "Myspace and Google have gone too far."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:52 am
by nevermore_66
Application Process
“Allergic to shell fish?” “Is that relevant to my enlightenment?” “At the cult of R’lyeh, it makes all the difference.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:54 am
by munsi
They found me hours later, catatonic, face frozen in unspoken horror, still at the table, my bowl of Cthul-Ohs uneaten.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:51 pm
by strawman
munsi wrote:They found me hours later, catatonic, face frozen in unspoken horror, still at the table, my bowl of Cthul-Ohs uneaten.
This is very good, but 4 subclauses makes for a little choppiness.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:26 pm
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:This is very good, but 4 subclauses makes for a little choppiness.
It makes a diversified christmas, though.

Digital Demise, Take 2

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:39 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

Jim gasped and his whole life flashed before his eyes. It was onscreen for all to see. Myspace and Google had gone too far.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:05 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Little Red heard barking and ran to Grandma's home. She found Nana vacuuming the rug, while the wolf cowered in a corner.



Finish to Start

Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:01 am
by robertmarkbram
I survived the crunch; mass compressed, energy conserved, and as I walked among giants through a hole there came a bang.