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The child woke and the world, with all its people and wonder, disappeared in the blink of an eye. I hope he'll remember us.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He hid in shadow. "You scared me," she gasped. "Naturally. I'm a vampire." Last week he was a pirate. God damn Hollywood!
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He walked in, the brim of his hat shadowing his faces. All eyes turned to the man faster than Euclid.
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oops, supposed to be face instead of faces
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He walked into the bar, the brim of his hat casting shadows across his face. All eyes turned to the man faster than Euclid.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You are what you eat, they say. But It's hard to keep an appetite when your food keeps screaming. At least I know I am alive.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
And as the child yawned and wiped sleep from his eye, the world fell from his fingertip, lost on the carpet among the dust.munsi wrote:The child woke and the world, with all its people and wonder, disappeared in the blink of an eye. I hope he'll remember us.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.LizPennies wrote:You are what you eat, they say. But It's hard to keep an appetite when your food keeps screaming. At least I know I am alive.
Besides the biological absurdity, common sense should show the idiocy of this saying.
Need more mice? No problem, just let one get eaten a few times. After all the cat becomes the mouse (or many -- all of that mass has to go somewhere).
There'd be no point in eating nor any need for sex!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
How can you despise it, ASID?Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.
Where would cannibalism be without it?
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Then again, Strawman, if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal?strawman wrote:How can you despise it, ASID?Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.
Where would cannibalism be without it?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Then it dawned on him. She was beautiful in that squelching-tentacles-for-a-mouth sort
of way. And then they kissed?!
of way. And then they kissed?!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
They would need to be strict vegans at least.LizPennies wrote: if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
It would be presumptuous and self-serving of me to say that I eat vegans because of any complex or altruistic philosophical leanings.strawman wrote:They would need to be strict vegans at least.LizPennies wrote: if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal?
They just taste good.
And 7 out of 10 of of them put up less of a fight.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
It's like the light meat/dark meat thing. The skin needs to have some fat to get that crispy flavor. I say Norm's rule works for this too. You judge the badassdedness of a fish by what it eats. Bread? Veggies? That's carp. But you want that wild gamey flavor, the fight's half the adventure. The other stuff is Fast Flesh.
You must be watching your cholesterol.
You must be watching your cholesterol.
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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....Nah. I have to lean towards Nevermore's arguments. Sure, a grass fed cow may not be quiet as badassed, but everyone knows they have the most flavor and are juicy as all hell. And while on the subject of...
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Bon appetite
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Bon appetite

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But you can't make foie gras with free range chickens.
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we drive on parkways and park on driveways.will the alien sucking my brain out be as confused as me?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I blinked as the sun came up. My enemies were ripped to shreds, but not because of me. The soft flutter of wings pleased me.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
She leaned across the couch, touched my balls with her hand, and I understood: Soccer was done with for the afternoon...
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
yah, Munsi, that's a hand ball penalty for Team O, Canada
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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