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[munsi]

The child woke and the world, with all its people and wonder, disappeared in the blink of an eye. I hope he'll remember us.

[LizPennies]

He hid in shadow. "You scared me," she gasped. "Naturally. I'm a vampire." Last week he was a pirate. God damn Hollywood!

[ConvergentInfinity]

He walked in, the brim of his hat shadowing his faces. All eyes turned to the man faster than Euclid.

[ConvergentInfinity]

oops, supposed to be face instead of faces

[ConvergentInfinity]

He walked into the bar, the brim of his hat casting shadows across his face. All eyes turned to the man faster than Euclid.

[LizPennies]

You are what you eat, they say. But It's hard to keep an appetite when your food keeps screaming. At least I know I am alive.

[robertmarkbram]

The child woke and the world, with all its people and wonder, disappeared in the blink of an eye. I hope he'll remember us.

And as the child yawned and wiped sleep from his eye, the world fell from his fingertip, lost on the carpet among the dust.

[Algernon Sydney is Dead]

You are what you eat, they say. But It's hard to keep an appetite when your food keeps screaming. At least I know I am alive.

This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.

Besides the biological absurdity, common sense should show the idiocy of this saying.

Need more mice? No problem, just let one get eaten a few times. After all the cat becomes the mouse (or many -- all of that mass has to go somewhere).

There'd be no point in eating nor any need for sex! (Or I suppose I'd turn into a [censored].)

[strawman]

This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.

How can you despise it, ASID?
Where would cannibalism be without it?

[LizPennies]

This twabble is clever enough, but it's based on a saying I despise.

How can you despise it, ASID?
Where would cannibalism be without it?

Then again, Strawman, if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal?

[ConvergentInfinity]

Then it dawned on him. She was beautiful in that squelching-tentacles-for-a-mouth sort
of way. And then they kissed?!

[strawman]

if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal?

They would need to be strict vegans at least.

[nevermore_66]

if a cannibal made a point of only eating vegetarians, is he really a cannibal?

They would need to be strict vegans at least.

It would be presumptuous and self-serving of me to say that I eat vegans because of any complex or altruistic philosophical leanings.

They just taste good.

And 7 out of 10 of of them put up less of a fight.

[strawman]

It's like the light meat/dark meat thing. The skin needs to have some fat to get that crispy flavor. I say Norm's rule works for this too. You judge the badassdedness of a fish by what it eats. Bread? Veggies? That's carp. But you want that wild gamey flavor, the fight's half the adventure. The other stuff is Fast Flesh.

You must be watching your cholesterol.

[LizPennies]

....Nah. I have to lean towards Nevermore's arguments. Sure, a grass fed cow may not be quiet as badassed, but everyone knows they have the most flavor and are juicy as all hell. And while on the subject of...

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Bon appetite

[strawman]

But you can't make foie gras with free range chickens.

[the guy in your head]

we drive on parkways and park on driveways.will the alien sucking my brain out be as confused as me?

[Omino Pascal]

I blinked as the sun came up. My enemies were ripped to shreds, but not because of me. The soft flutter of wings pleased me.

[munsi]

She leaned across the couch, touched my balls with her hand, and I understood: Soccer was done with for the afternoon...

[strawman]

yah, Munsi, that's a hand ball penalty for Team O, Canada