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nowicki1283 · Post by **nowicki1283** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:03 am

Every conflict was resolved, each ill cured, all grief soothed. Humanity had bested all its enemies. Time to shut down.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:19 am

Blame the wall. It called to Julio, he *must* tag it. The owner was fined 2000 dollars for thinking she was the better man.

dreamrock · Post by **dreamrock** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:51 am

Vuvuzelas were a ploy. Desensitized us to invaders.

Soccer saved us. It distracted them. Until the world cup finished.

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I was going to write a drabble about Vuvuzelas without knowing what they were, but accidentally learned the truth. Which we will pretend bears no resemblance to the above.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:03 am

The say there's more than 1 way to skin a cat. Specifically, there are 46. Please don't ask how I went about learning this.

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:08 am

Little Dead Wolf-Head Hood walks to grandma's house, stained axe in hand. Nobody calls her by her old name. Not anymore.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:14 am

They say "Prune" and "harvest". To us it's violate and murder!
No more! Our black mold is in position; we sprout tonight!

BrightEyedDyer · Post by **BrightEyedDyer** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:58 pm

The stadium fills. The crowd cheers. Hard hits, grunts, time ticking, then a hush. Hike! Snap. Looks. Throws. Victory!

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:50 pm

Hike?
You one of them Hikers?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:53 am

BrightEyedDyer wrote:The stadium fills. The crowd cheers. Hard hits, grunts, time ticking, then a hush. Hike! Snap. Looks. Throws. Victory!

Ah, full-contact javelin toss. Gotta love it!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:54 am

The aliens came to kill us. Not due to the bomb or alleged environmental abuse. But for the kinds of leaders we tolerated.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:34 am

"A little mass equals a bunch of energy," some Einstein fellow said. It was a funky concept, until it blew up in our faces.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:32 pm

Hee hee..

LizPennies · Post by **LizPennies** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:06 pm

He pounded tiny fists against the glass, gasping the last bit of air left in the little space. ...Never wish a genie free.

Domition · Post by **Domition** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:21 am

Steel pipes, perfectly bent to avoid all obstacles, joined his heart to hers. The resulting mess was hardly a surprise.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:44 am

Not to toot my own horn, he told me smugly, but I play a mean Vuvuzela.

I'll never forgive him for it, nor will I ever forget.

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:58 am

"Yes, we could resort to cannibalism, but--"
Bob never finished. As far as I was concerned, the speech ended at "could."

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:48 am

I must've offended the bartender, because I was defenestrated. Splayed out in the street, I truly felt the window pain.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:29 am

The officer pulled me from the wreckage and asked, "Are you hurt?"
"How should I know?" I spluttered. "I'm not a lawyer!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:44 am

I lost my head the other night
It turned up on a Southwest flight
My smile turned to a frown
They sent my noggin, upside down

Reference article: http://www.tehrantimes.com/index_View.asp?code=221703

tobias · Post by **tobias** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:02 am

Just remember that when life closes a door,
it will usually open a window
and that's when the zombies climb in and eat you.

Going through old stuff of mine for inspiration and came across an old bumper sticker I designed.
Wow, I can't believe I forgot about this... it's been up for years
Reference: http://www.cafepress.com/DesignsByTobias.393767802

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