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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:03 am
by nowicki1283
Every conflict was resolved, each ill cured, all grief soothed. Humanity had bested all its enemies. Time to shut down.

Signs and Portents

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:19 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

Blame the wall. It called to Julio, he *must* tag it. The owner was fined 2000 dollars for thinking she was the better man.



Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:51 am
by dreamrock
Vuvuzelas were a ploy. Desensitized us to invaders.

Soccer saved us. It distracted them. Until the world cup finished.



--

I was going to write a drabble about Vuvuzelas without knowing what they were, but accidentally learned the truth. Which we will pretend bears no resemblance to the above.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:03 am
by munsi
The say there's more than 1 way to skin a cat. Specifically, there are 46. Please don't ask how I went about learning this.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:08 am
by nevermore_66
Little Dead Wolf-Head Hood walks to grandma's house, stained axe in hand. Nobody calls her by her old name. Not anymore.

You may have won the war, but I'm out of bleach.

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:14 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

They say "Prune" and "harvest". To us it's violate and murder!
No more! Our black mold is in position; we sprout tonight!



Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 6:58 pm
by BrightEyedDyer
The stadium fills. The crowd cheers. Hard hits, grunts, time ticking, then a hush. Hike! Snap. Looks. Throws. Victory!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:50 pm
by strawman
Hike?
You one of them Hikers?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:53 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
BrightEyedDyer wrote:The stadium fills. The crowd cheers. Hard hits, grunts, time ticking, then a hush. Hike! Snap. Looks. Throws. Victory!
Ah, full-contact javelin toss. Gotta love it!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:54 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The aliens came to kill us. Not due to the bomb or alleged environmental abuse. But for the kinds of leaders we tolerated.



Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:34 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
"A little mass equals a bunch of energy," some Einstein fellow said. It was a funky concept, until it blew up in our faces.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:32 pm
by tbaker2500
Hee hee..

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:06 pm
by LizPennies
He pounded tiny fists against the glass, gasping the last bit of air left in the little space. ...Never wish a genie free.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:21 am
by Domition
Steel pipes, perfectly bent to avoid all obstacles, joined his heart to hers. The resulting mess was hardly a surprise.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:44 am
by munsi
Not to toot my own horn, he told me smugly, but I play a mean Vuvuzela.

I'll never forgive him for it, nor will I ever forget.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:58 am
by Travelin Corpse Feet
"Yes, we could resort to cannibalism, but--"
Bob never finished. As far as I was concerned, the speech ended at "could."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:48 am
by munsi
I must've offended the bartender, because I was defenestrated. Splayed out in the street, I truly felt the window pain.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:29 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The officer pulled me from the wreckage and asked, "Are you hurt?"
"How should I know?" I spluttered. "I'm not a lawyer!"

Twabblin' on the News

Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

I lost my head the other night
It turned up on a Southwest flight
My smile turned to a frown
They sent my noggin, upside down



Reference article: http://www.tehrantimes.com/index_View.asp?code=221703

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:02 am
by tobias
Just remember that when life closes a door,
it will usually open a window
and that's when the zombies climb in and eat you.



Going through old stuff of mine for inspiration and came across an old bumper sticker I designed.
Wow, I can't believe I forgot about this... it's been up for years
Reference: http://www.cafepress.com/DesignsByTobias.393767802