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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:28 pm
by gustomaestro
The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:50 pm
by gustomaestro
Dwight hummed as he ghosted his target, gun in one pocket, eggs in the other. What would it be today: soft or hard-boiled?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:39 pm
by gustomaestro
As the great World Serpent stirred, Odin faced the other Gods, single eye ablaze. "Time to Ragnarok 'n' roll!" he cried.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:46 pm
by strawman
gustomaestro wrote:The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
Great caption for a Far-Side cartoon. Just add drawing.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:25 pm
by revsleestaxx
and lo i came upon a burning bush. And the lord spoke to me. he said to send 5 dollars to paypal acct drabblecast@yahoo.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:45 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
revsleestaxx wrote:and lo i came upon a burning bush. And the lord spoke to me. he said to send 5 dollars to paypal acct drabblecast@yahoo.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You left out the part about: "or the Lord will call Norm Sherman home!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:50 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I just realize that I forgot to post my Father's Day card! :oops:

Honor your ma and pa. That was one of the 10, how did you treat them? Suggestions? Yet, you barely called. To Hell with you!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:47 am
by tobias
He wept over the crushed mushrooms and tiny broken blue bodies.
Staring up at the Blue Moon Papa Smurf swore vengeance!!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:46 am
by tobias
The alien doppelganger realized her mistake,
her plans for world domination were ruined,
She mooed as the hammer fell.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:01 pm
by strawman
His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:10 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:His entire life was devoted to not being half-assed in anything. Finally, he achieved his goal. He became an ass-whole.
Boo!

Besides, don't be so quick to judge...

"Dear, I'm not sure Bruno is a good boy."

"Jeeze Mom, if he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 700 hours of community service?"


Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:40 pm
by Priestess
While pondering religious hypocrisy, he thought "What if money spent on churches was actually used to help humanity?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:02 pm
by strawman
Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:38 am
by Domition
strawman wrote:Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.
Yup, the earth still sucks.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:40 am
by Domition
Casting an eye about the room, he saw only the living partying here. Chastised, he walked back out to mingle with his own.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:10 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Domition wrote:
strawman wrote:Depressed, Tom assiduously applied his life to the pursuit of weightlessness, because gravity just brought him down.
Yup, the earth still sucks.
Boo!
And...
Boo!

¿Weighty puns?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:13 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Priestess wrote:While pondering religious hypocrisy, he thought "What if money spent on churches was actually used to help humanity?"
Ah but it does. What benefits Baal, benefits us all -- just ask him.

Welcome aboard!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:28 pm
by LizPennies
Pinocchio saw his father smoking a pipe one evening. It looked fun. One match strike and it was back to the carving board.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:01 pm
by Priestess
LizPennies wrote:Pinocchio saw his father smoking a pipe one evening. It looked fun. One match strike and it was back to the carving board.
Lying on the carving board watching his face fall away in chunks, Pinocchio realized what Geppetto meant by "shaving".

Untitled

Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:11 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
The On’Chi begged mercy from the gods of rivers, rain and springs. Upstream, the An’Whi boasted of their clever sewers.