Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Put a "progressive" lens in glasses and everywhere you look, something's out of focus. This explains liberals so well.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
1st Rule Of Fight Club
"Ouch, ow, hey, knock it off!"
1st Rule Of Fight Club is
***THUMP***
"Don't talk about Fight Club!"
"Ouch, ow, hey, knock it off!"
1st Rule Of Fight Club is
***THUMP***
"Don't talk about Fight Club!"
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tobias wrote:1st Rule Of Fight Club
"Ouch, ow, hey, knock it off!"
1st Rule Of Fight Club is
***THUMP***
"Don't talk about Fight Club!"

I always wondered how they got around that. I mean, how do you and I even know what Fight Club is?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Looking at the field of broken bodies and torn robes, I understood: When it came to clans, Wu Tang beat Ku Klux every time.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs. Tell me more, cs24@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
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An admirable attempt, Herr Schreiber. Alas, the length Nazi reports it is only 89 twabble-characters long.Schreiber wrote:Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs. Tell me more, cs24@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
Perhaps:
Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like "an most Enviously Career at CareerJobs". Please tell me more, cs24@tdy.ru" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
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Ah, I thought it was 100 or LESS! My mistake.
I like your version, but I think I'll go with:
Huh. Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs12. Tell me more, accirs234@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
Not being stubborn, but the quotation marks push it over the top for me. Thanks!
I like your version, but I think I'll go with:
Huh. Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs12. Tell me more, accirs234@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
Not being stubborn, but the quotation marks push it over the top for me. Thanks!

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This would make for an awesome "beat-em-up" style video game a-la Final Fight.munsi wrote:Looking at the field of broken bodies and torn robes, I understood: When it came to clans, Wu Tang beat Ku Klux every time.

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Drabblecast 146- Teddy Bears and Tea Parties by S. Boyd Taylor
Drabblecast 146- Teddy Bears and Tea Parties by S. Boyd Taylor
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Funnily enough I had the ambition to be a cartoonist. Once.strawman wrote:Great caption for a Far-Side cartoon. Just add drawing.gustomaestro wrote:The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
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Before the contents of your head exploded from your skull?gustomaestro wrote: Funnily enough I had the ambition to be a cartoonist. Once.
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The signs merely annoyed, "Take us seriously or we won't be ridiculous."
But, when the mimes started talking, we caved.
But, when the mimes started talking, we caved.
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But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. Why, for the love of God why, did I promise to go so many miles?!?
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The zombie war had been raging for many years. Too late we discovered the zombies' one weakness: George A. Romero films.
"Everything tricks, and everything cheats, and everything, everything, everything eats."
Drabblecast 146- Teddy Bears and Tea Parties by S. Boyd Taylor
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What an awesome rush! He opened his remaining eye, spat up blood and teeth, the F150 still laid on top of his crushed body.
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So now he needs a new "pick-me-up" (truck)?stakultexsun wrote:What an awesome rush! He opened his remaining eye, spat up blood and teeth, the F150 still laid on top of his crushed body.

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That'll teach Calvin to piss on a Ford
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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