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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:30 am

Put a "progressive" lens in glasses and everywhere you look, something's out of focus. This explains liberals so well.


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Post by tobias » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:35 am

1st Rule Of Fight Club
"Ouch, ow, hey, knock it off!"
1st Rule Of Fight Club is

***THUMP***
"Don't talk about Fight Club!"
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:58 am

tobias wrote:1st Rule Of Fight Club
"Ouch, ow, hey, knock it off!"
1st Rule Of Fight Club is

***THUMP***
"Don't talk about Fight Club!"
:)

I always wondered how they got around that. I mean, how do you and I even know what Fight Club is? :?

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I couldn't fathom her words, "Failing to learn is learning to fail." But as I started to learn failure, my head exploded.


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Post by munsi » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:59 am

Looking at the field of broken bodies and torn robes, I understood: When it came to clans, Wu Tang beat Ku Klux every time.

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Post by Schreiber » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:56 am

Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs. Tell me more, cs24@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:17 am

Schreiber wrote:Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs. Tell me more, cs24@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.
An admirable attempt, Herr Schreiber. Alas, the length Nazi reports it is only 89 twabble-characters long.

Perhaps:
Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like "an most Enviously Career at CareerJobs". Please tell me more, cs24@tdy.ru" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

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Post by Schreiber » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:30 am

Ah, I thought it was 100 or LESS! My mistake.

I like your version, but I think I'll go with:

Huh. Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs12. Tell me more, accirs234@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

Not being stubborn, but the quotation marks push it over the top for me. Thanks! :D

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:27 pm

munsi wrote:Looking at the field of broken bodies and torn robes, I understood: When it came to clans, Wu Tang beat Ku Klux every time.
This would make for an awesome "beat-em-up" style video game a-la Final Fight.
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Post by PureChance » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:27 pm

I gazed distractedly into the distance as Joe pointed at the zombies. Yes Joe, we know, they were there yesterday as well
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Post by gustomaestro » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:40 am

strawman wrote:
gustomaestro wrote:The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
Great caption for a Far-Side cartoon. Just add drawing.
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Post by strawman » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:01 am

gustomaestro wrote: Funnily enough I had the ambition to be a cartoonist. Once.
Before the contents of your head exploded from your skull?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:35 pm

The signs merely annoyed, "Take us seriously or we won't be ridiculous."
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Post by munsi » Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:25 pm

But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. Why, for the love of God why, did I promise to go so many miles?!?

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It was good to be young -- to be close to the Earth. Now the green leaves of Summer are calling me home. No wait. It's a snake!

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Post by PureChance » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:14 pm

The zombie war had been raging for many years. Too late we discovered the zombies' one weakness: George A. Romero films.
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Post by Priestess » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:20 pm

The bird never spoke a word before the accident. Now it repeats "Appy-polly-loggies" and whistles Ludwig Van's Ninth.

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Post by stakultexsun » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:02 am

What an awesome rush! He opened his remaining eye, spat up blood and teeth, the F150 still laid on top of his crushed body.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:07 am

stakultexsun wrote:What an awesome rush! He opened his remaining eye, spat up blood and teeth, the F150 still laid on top of his crushed body.
So now he needs a new "pick-me-up" (truck)? :P

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Post by strawman » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:17 pm

That'll teach Calvin to piss on a Ford
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