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Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:30 am

Put a "progressive" lens in glasses and everywhere you look, something's out of focus. This explains liberals so well.

tobias · Post by **tobias** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:35 am

1st Rule Of Fight Club
"Ouch, ow, hey, knock it off!"
1st Rule Of Fight Club is
***THUMP***
"Don't talk about Fight Club!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Jul 08, 2010 3:58 am

tobias wrote:1st Rule Of Fight Club
"Ouch, ow, hey, knock it off!"
1st Rule Of Fight Club is
***THUMP***
"Don't talk about Fight Club!"

I always wondered how they got around that. I mean, how do you and I even know what Fight Club is?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:44 pm

I couldn't fathom her words, "Failing to learn is learning to fail." But as I started to learn failure, my head exploded.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:59 am

Looking at the field of broken bodies and torn robes, I understood: When it came to clans, Wu Tang beat Ku Klux every time.

Schreiber · Post by **Schreiber** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:56 am

Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs. Tell me more, cs24@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:17 am

Schreiber wrote:Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs. Tell me more, cs24@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

An admirable attempt, Herr Schreiber. Alas, the length Nazi reports it is only 89 twabble-characters long.

Perhaps:
Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like "an most Enviously Career at CareerJobs". Please tell me more, cs24@tdy.ru" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

Schreiber · Post by **Schreiber** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:30 am

Ah, I thought it was 100 or LESS! My mistake.

I like your version, but I think I'll go with:

Huh. Now that you mention it, maybe I WOULD like an Envious Career at CareerJobs12. Tell me more, accirs234@tindy.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;.

Not being stubborn, but the quotation marks push it over the top for me. Thanks!

Travelin Corpse Feet · Post by **Travelin Corpse Feet** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:27 pm

munsi wrote:Looking at the field of broken bodies and torn robes, I understood: When it came to clans, Wu Tang beat Ku Klux every time.

This would make for an awesome "beat-em-up" style video game a-la Final Fight.

PureChance · Post by **PureChance** » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:27 pm

I gazed distractedly into the distance as Joe pointed at the zombies. Yes Joe, we know, they were there yesterday as well

gustomaestro · Post by **gustomaestro** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:40 am

strawman wrote:
gustomaestro wrote:The cop glowered at the rotund dodo as it pecked upon a martini. "What are you?" he growled. "Some kind of stool-pigeon?"
Great caption for a Far-Side cartoon. Just add drawing.

Funnily enough I had the ambition to be a cartoonist. Once.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:01 am

gustomaestro wrote: Funnily enough I had the ambition to be a cartoonist. Once.

Before the contents of your head exploded from your skull?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:35 pm

The signs merely annoyed, "Take us seriously or we won't be ridiculous."
But, when the mimes started talking, we caved.

munsi · Post by **munsi** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:25 pm

But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. Why, for the love of God why, did I promise to go so many miles?!?

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:43 pm

It was good to be young -- to be close to the Earth. Now the green leaves of Summer are calling me home. No wait. It's a snake!

PureChance · Post by **PureChance** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:14 pm

The zombie war had been raging for many years. Too late we discovered the zombies' one weakness: George A. Romero films.

Priestess · Post by **Priestess** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:20 pm

The bird never spoke a word before the accident. Now it repeats "Appy-polly-loggies" and whistles Ludwig Van's Ninth.

stakultexsun · Post by **stakultexsun** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:02 am

What an awesome rush! He opened his remaining eye, spat up blood and teeth, the F150 still laid on top of his crushed body.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:07 am

stakultexsun wrote:What an awesome rush! He opened his remaining eye, spat up blood and teeth, the F150 still laid on top of his crushed body.

So now he needs a new "pick-me-up" (truck)?

Welcome aboard.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:17 pm

That'll teach Calvin to piss on a Ford

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