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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:42 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Oh, Hell. Now we go full circle to that "We are stardust" (on Angel dust) guff of half a century ago?! :? :roll: Damn Hippies. I knew we should've killed em all in 'Nam.

"Far out, man." Alas the physics and cosmology is wrong, wrong, wrong.
A goodly chunk of your atoms never saw the inside of a star. Odds are, none of them well ever be in a star again. (After passing through gazillions of: vacuoles, roots, kidneys, and bowels; your remains will eventually grow cold and dark, in a dead black void. Good times! :P )

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:16 am
by PureChance
Now now, don't be misleading, it wont be that bad, his remains will merely grow tepid and dark; yay for heat death :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:38 pm
by strawman
Munsi's remains will be relatively cold, until AGW turns Canada tropical. Then it will be quite pleasant.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:34 pm
by munsi
my remains will be reanimated through cybernetics (it's in my living will) and sent to terrorize the city

....i won't return to the heart of a star until the big crunch.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:38 pm
by ROU Killing Time
munsi wrote:my remains will be reanimated through cybernetics (it's in my living will) and sent to terrorize the city

....i won't return to the heart of a star until the big crunch.
The city of Portland joyfully awaits your cybernetic onslaught, Munsi...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:41 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Heat death or universal yo-yo. The jury's still out on that one. Depends if they find dark matter. Only the shadow knows.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:42 pm
by ROU Killing Time
vburn wrote:It's not the crash landing, violent natives, or even the slow suffocation of the alien atmosphere I mind. It's just you.
:thumbs:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:41 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
I’d planted corn on the sun, cause the sun’s good for plants.
That new ring of asteroids ‘round it? Giant popcorn. My bad.

Please Don't RIP Me!

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:12 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead

As I stood over my "Dear Friend" Raymon's grave, I had no idea that the last ritual component of zombie-making was urine.



Alternate title: "Around zombies, Be careful what exposed skin is in grabbing range."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:45 pm
by strawman
Only works if you're getting rid of the beer you drank with the 'deceased' within the last hour.

Re: Please Don't RIP Me!

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:05 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
As I stood over my "Dear Friend" Raymon's grave, I had no idea that the last ritual component of zombie-making was urine.



Alternate title: "Around zombies, Be careful what exposed skin is in grabbing range."
This reminds me of the story of the too Irish drinking buddies who promised to pour a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over the grave of whoever went first...

"I'm sure old Paddy wouldnae mind if I ran it through me kidneys first..."

Re: Please Don't RIP Me!

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:This reminds me of the story of the too Irish drinking buddies...
My dear sainted mother says any Irish is too Irish. :wink:

Re: Please Don't RIP Me!

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:23 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:This reminds me of the story of the too Irish drinking buddies...
My dear sainted mother says any Irish is too Irish. :wink:
Homophonic typos our my downfall... I dew it all the time...

AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:37 pm
by melliema
New here, thought I'd introduce myself with a Twabble.
Terrible stage-fright.

God had cancelled Armageddon again: "busy creating humanity 2.0."
Bah! Satan sighed. Like it would work out this time!


Hey everybody! 8)

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edited: Twabble formatted into two paragraphs like @dreamrock suggested. Thanks!

Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:02 pm
by dreamrock
Welcome to the board, Melliema! Quite an auspicious first post.

Since spaces, line feeds, etc. don't count into the total number of characters, I'd format it so a second paragraph starts with Bah!. It's a little easier to parse that way.

Can't wait to see more!

Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:11 pm
by strawman
Don't be afraid. Just picture your audience in their underwear.
Usually a pretty accurate picture.

Welkommen

Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:26 pm
by melliema
Well, @strawman, if what I am picturing is accurate - wow!!!!! SO GLAD to be here, though I've got stage fright AND performance anxiety now.
Thanks a lot! ;-)

Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:47 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:Don't be afraid. Just picture your audience in their underwear.
Usually a pretty accurate picture.

Welkommen
Strawman means Willkommen, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D7AebhY4qg

Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:26 am
by strawman
You'll love the place. It's virtually safe.
-Its easy to have frends if you let pepul laff at you.
But watch out for ROU. He'll get slobber on you.

Re: AFA (*away from Armageddon*)

Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:52 am
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:You'll love the place. It's virtually safe.
-Its easy to have frends if you let pepul laff at you.
But watch out for ROU. He'll get slobber on you.
pffttttpbbbttttthhhhh....

sorry, here's a kleenex...