My initial reaction was something along the lines of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," but now I'm left with the lingering hope that I could even get Norm to the aisle in the first place.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Norman looked into the eyes of his brand new bride and the words rose from his very soul. "Better dead than wed!" he cried.
Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Communism was just a red herring!
The Secret
By accident I discovered the truth about the universe but I can’t manage to put it into words. Sorry
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Turn thee, Benvolio, and look upon thy death.
(Not really, but it's the best Benvolio quote I could come up with...)
Welcome to the forums, Bud. Like the twit-fic.
Btw, you'll get a better shot at winning the weekly contest if you post your twit-fics on the main thread. Single postings on a new thread while allowed, don't get as much attention by the people that scroll through the main, multi-page General Content twit-fic thread...
Conveniently located here: http://drabblecast.freeforums.org/post- ... t1053.html
(Not really, but it's the best Benvolio quote I could come up with...)
Welcome to the forums, Bud. Like the twit-fic.
Btw, you'll get a better shot at winning the weekly contest if you post your twit-fics on the main thread. Single postings on a new thread while allowed, don't get as much attention by the people that scroll through the main, multi-page General Content twit-fic thread...
Conveniently located here: http://drabblecast.freeforums.org/post- ... t1053.html
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Don't let being a clone get you down!" I said, "Are you a replicant, or a repliCAN?"
Suddenly my, clone was choking me...
Suddenly my, clone was choking me...
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I knew it wasn't enough.
I made another, and another. Filled Earth with other clones.
We'd stop the puns. No matter what.
I made another, and another. Filled Earth with other clones.
We'd stop the puns. No matter what.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Careful, ya'll.
Remember all who bled and died over this issue in the Punic Wars .
Remember all who bled and died over this issue in the Punic Wars .
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
They fear the old man in the creepy house. They shouldn't.
He won't use pets to trap the feast of kids.
His house does that.
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The Pungarians?
He won't use pets to trap the feast of kids.
His house does that.
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The Pungarians?
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is...
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Mmm unfortunately, my teenage mind took this one straight to the prison kind of dropping the soap and not just the normal, slippery variety of dropping the soap. It took me a good three minutes to figure this twabble out.ROU Killing Time wrote:Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is...
Communism was just a red herring!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
ROU Killing Time wrote:Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin, into the future. Ever since Chronos dropped the soap in the shower, that is...


You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
She was excited about her new shoulder tattoo, displaying it proudly; until it began to whisper insidiously in her ear.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Scrubbing diligently, the AB- wasn't coming off of the wrench. Damn, one more household tool ruined on another spouse.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ha! That adds a lot! You can never have too many Lovecraft references although putting a title on a twabble just feels like cheating to medreamrock wrote:Methinks it needs a naming, Stil. I'd go with Girl with the Cthulhu Tattoo.

She was ecstatic about her new Cthulhu tattoo, displaying it proudly; until it began to whisper insidiously in her ear.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Titles aren't cheating per se, but my suggested title was a little long. I think I remember something about trying to limit titles to fifteen characters with the same exceptions used to count characters for twabbles. But that might have been a dream.Priestess wrote:Ha! That adds a lot! You can never have too many Lovecraft references although putting a title on a twabble just feels like cheating to medreamrock wrote:Methinks it needs a naming, Stil. I'd go with Girl with the Cthulhu Tattoo.
. How about adjusting it to read:
She was ecstatic about her new Cthulhu tattoo, displaying it proudly; until it began to whisper insidiously in her ear.
EDIT: Oh, yes, and the change works quite well. *smacks own head for forgetfulness*
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The Nigerian taxi was a Lamborghini. “It’s strange,” said the driver, “we try to give away our money but no one replies.”
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The general planted his hands on his hips and laughed. “Marksman? He would have to be one hell of a shot to get me from the-”
Kind've cheating, but it made me chuckle*.
*I'm easily pleased.
Kind've cheating, but it made me chuckle*.
*I'm easily pleased.
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
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They only respect intelligence. I still think the alien race would have let us live. If only we had hid youtube from them.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Had hid"?
S'cusa, just have to ask: How come you're still alive?
Igor, loosen Liz' straightjacket a notch, willya?
S'cusa, just have to ask: How come you're still alive?
Igor, loosen Liz' straightjacket a notch, willya?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
what? are you saying you don't believe in zombies all a sudden, Strawman? I'm so disappointed.
A story doesn't have to have be happy, to gain happiness from a story.