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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by dreamrock » Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:16 pm

swamp wrote:.
Family First:
Edna supressed a maniacal laugh as she took her famous cookies out of the oven. First her grandchildren, then the world..
Ooooh, nice. I'm not sure whether to interpret it as cannibalism or poisoned cookies, but in either direction, it's quite spiffy.
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Post by swamp » Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:41 pm

dreamrock wrote:
swamp wrote:.
Family First:
Edna supressed a maniacal laugh as she took her famous cookies out of the oven. First her grandchildren, then the world..
Ooooh, nice. I'm not sure whether to interpret it as cannibalism or poisoned cookies, but in either direction, it's quite spiffy.
Ha. :D I'll let you come to your own conclusions.

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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:58 pm

Mmmm! Zombie cookies!
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Post by The PMS Avenger » Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:42 am

Having always been straight as a board, Iron Man was disturbed by his violent and sudden attraction to The Human Magnet.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:17 am

Boo! Hiss!
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Post by strawman » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:04 am

On the other hand, as should have been expected, the world knew that Electic Man went both ways. He was, after all, AC/DC.
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The broken blue sky reflected upon a calm sea as the zombie mangroves passed the screaming child further down the shore.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:07 pm

Zombie mangroves... interesting concept!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:22 am

Holy crap! Skip town for a couple of weeks and 6 pages of twabble thread pop up.

Props to a few, especially good, twabbles that didn't get any love, for some reason...
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Maybe the idea's been done but the twabble was still great, durn it!


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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:31 am

eric_marsh wrote:The Flight 9 "Asshole Bomber" didn't bring the plane down, but the subsequent security checks almost killed aviation.
Yeah, I thought we'd all come out with twabbles when that story broke. I guess only Mr Marsh and I have the ill manners to post them, though?. :P ... ...

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Post by dreamrock » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:10 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
dreamrock wrote:We are made of strings, strings. And when the cosmic kittens come by, it's anyone's guess which of us will remain things.
Maybe the idea's been done but the twabble was still great, durn it!
Thanks, ASID. I appreciate it. :)
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Post by Damp_Obsession » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:17 am

The skeletons of Jim’s enemies littered the floor around him as he stirred their liquefied flesh, anticipating cider.

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Post by TheJebi » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:14 am

Welcome back ASID.
Hmm, Hooker-Bot twabble... okay, if I must.


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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:33 am

Boo! Hiss! :D

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Patchouli had liked his tattoo, "If you can't be with the one you love, Love the one you're with." That was before prison.

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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:04 pm

Goldy's death was just a ruse. He'd travel down the great bowl and find his fallen brethren. No fish would be left behind.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:37 pm

Mr.Shadowbxre wrote:Goldy's death was just a ruse. He'd travel down the great bowl and find his fallen brethren. No fish would be left behind.
Hee hee..
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Post by swamp » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:36 pm

Damp_Obsession wrote:The skeletons of Jim’s enemies littered the floor around him as he stirred their liquefied flesh, anticipating cider.
Your story matches your screen name. :) Good one.

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