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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:43 pm

normsherman wrote:Hey, where's Algy is Dead these days?
tbaker2500 wrote:SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ah, feel the love... (^_^)
I am busy with RL, haven't even managed to listen much -- have a backlog of podcasts, months old.
But, if I see a good twabble flash by on twitter, I might skim the forum to see what other good stuff the author's posted. CLP's winner was nicely amusing.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:51 pm

The PMS Avenger wrote:I don't know! He hasn't backhandedly insulted me in weeks.
Or ever? I might lovingly mock a twabble or two, though.
I don't mean to rag on you, PMS. But I might visit every month or so. Let's just go with the flow.

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:50 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Or ever? I might lovingly mock a twabble or two, though.
I don't mean to rag on you, PMS. But I might visit every month or so. Let's just go with the flow.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Brian pleaded with the amused talk-show host and horrified audience, “It’s not necrophilia if it’s the walking dead!”
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:34 pm

Hee hee... Nice first post Mr. Cheese.
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As I pulled the knife out I heard a sound similar to air escaping lungs. The little girl cried out, "He popped my balloon!"

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Post by Mikes » Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:43 pm

He he, I like that one.
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Post by munsi » Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:18 am

I was sick of his patronizing attitude, so I filled his office with hungry lions. I'm a patient man, but I've got my pride.

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Post by cdugger » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:33 pm

According to Word, my first Twabble is 100 characters:

Sitting here, the author creates. Sweating, he births the beginning, labors over the middle, and falls dead before the
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Post by pettclan » Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:11 am

munsi wrote:I was sick of his patronizing attitude, so I filled his office with hungry lions. I'm a patient man, but I've got my pride.
He was punned to death!
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

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Post by munsi » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:28 am

pettclan wrote:
munsi wrote:I was sick of his patronizing attitude, so I filled his office with hungry lions. I'm a patient man, but I've got my pride.
He was punned to death!
what better murder weapon?

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Post by munsi » Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:32 am

Tanks entered poor neighbourhoods and the night lit up with machinegun fire. It was time for the war on poverty to be won!

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Post by dreamrock » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:25 pm

munsi wrote:Tanks entered poor neighbourhoods and the night lit up with machinegun fire. It was time for the war on poverty to be won!
You, sir, understand US politics too well for your own good. I think we need to get you into a witness protection program. :lol:
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Post by ejbman » Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:09 pm

cdugger wrote:According to Word, my first Twabble is 100 characters:

Sitting here, the author creates. Sweating, he births the beginning, labors over the middle, and falls dead before the
Word worked. But here's the official sizing tool: http://twitfic.net/sizingtool/twabble_sizing_fun.htm
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Post by ejbman » Sun Oct 10, 2010 7:17 pm

Stop Fiddling With That Thing

Crankety crankety crank crank crank. Fzzzwip! Inquisitor Cordoba just couldn't get enough of the new body stretcher.
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Post by CLP » Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:50 pm

Women: Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em. Unfortunately, thanks to gosh darn Quantum Physics, I must do both.
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Post by Mikes » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:30 am

munsi wrote:Tanks entered poor neighbourhoods and the night lit up with machinegun fire. It was time for the war on poverty to be won!
Following the same train of thought:

“Make Poverty History” said Bono. When the next U2 album didn’t sell he did just that and became the poorest person ever.
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