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The true story

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:41 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
They gazed upon the Emperor's sculpted form, a god among men.
"But he hasn't got anything on!" a girl cried.
Stupid brat.

It was an accident

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:31 pm
by Farseeker
“Pick up!” he pleaded to the phone.

“Hello?” he heard.

“Jill, I –” he began. And then the antimatter containment failed.

Call me Floppy.

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:18 pm
by ewagoner
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but now that they've soaked in vinegar for a few weeks they should hold up just fine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:24 pm
by Mikes
People line pews in their thousands to talk to God. You’d think they’d be happier when I talk back.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:42 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Mikes wrote:People line pews in their thousands to talk to God. You’d think they’d be happier when I talk back.
Nah, they can't hear you.

More importantly, though hast broken(eth) the commandment...

"Twabbles shall(eth) shall be 5-score characters long.   Neither shall any exceed(eth) that amount. Cursed shall be those that fall(eth) too short!
Woe unto he who counts whitespace!"


Now say 100 "Hail Mary"s and make a pilgrimage to the length checking tool.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:45 am
by munsi
They call me a monster, but none deny; The tears of innocent children is a WAY healthier alternative to ordinary salt...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:48 am
by strawman
If God didn't intend them for that, why'd he make the shaker so cute, right?
But I'm not sure I've quite got the hang of the pepper grinder. Messy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:43 am
by petrichor
I keep guzzling pills and tea and I'm still coughing so hard I see sparks. Dragons are way harder on the throat than frogs.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:56 pm
by skeletongue
Our Skin Disintegrator was the most powerful weapon in the galaxy... until we met the Skeletal Bastards from Ossuary 9.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:15 pm
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Jim's living room. Knife in his chest. "Cold Case" on TV.
"You told me it's a show about about beer!" I shout as I walk away.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:13 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I never understood that line, "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush."
I LIKE bush. And the birds seem to like me in it, too.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:05 am
by munsi
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I never understood that line, "A bird in hand is worth two in the bush."
I LIKE bush. And the birds seem to like me in it, too.
....magnificent. everything i want from a twabble :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:06 am
by munsi
Over coffee, she admitted she was dreading her thirtieth birthday. Putting the arsenic away, I told her not to worry...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:40 pm
by LizPennies
The green skin and magic wasn't what made everyone hate her. But that wicked smell! Turns out, a bath goes a long way in Oz.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 3:46 pm
by LizPennies
Day after yearbooks were distributed, only the kids from the voodoo club showed up for class. Hindsight is everything.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:21 pm
by Apocraphilia
The Clockwork Mines
I curse the flywheel as I exhume it from the earth - may it bind and shatter, crippling another of our mechanical masters.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:55 pm
by SgtCrispy
The angry mob rolled up the hill with pitchforks and torches. Somebody had to pay for what happened to poor Jack and Jill.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:37 pm
by uncre8d1
You know, after a while apologizing before killing a man weighs you down. But the Prophet says apologize first. I’m so sorry.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:22 pm
by CLP
I knew Timmy was destined to be an executive when he got a train set for Christmas. By May he had micromanaged it into ruin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 12:13 am
by Travelin Corpse Feet
Cooper’s wealth wasn’t in anything like gold and gems. It was in hogs. Giant, gold-plated, gem-encrusted silver hogs.